Black van in my driveway

[Jintor]

ffs rickroll them already.

 

[Naph]

ffs rickroll them already.

Rofl.

Yes I would agree with it being awesome.

 

[mchammer75040]

So whats the word OPer? Maybe something bad happened , like he took all of you're advice sinko and ran out there like an idiot. Seriously call the cops..then intercept them with spot lights + rick roll.

 

[Cole]

Sounds familiar. Me and my friend go to this house at 4:00 a.m. every day to scout it out because were gonna rob it pretty soon. Yeah.
not joking around....
Walk outside naked with a huge boner while pinching your nipple.
They'll leave.

 

[Saturos]

Charge the van with a spade screaming in some other language and then proceed too run around the van screaming.

What you said reminded me of those crazy Spanish peasants from Resident

 

[Teta_Bonita]

Alright, I saw them again.

One of them actually came up to my doorstep. He was holding something in his hand. I couldn't tell what it was. He lingered at my door for a moment. Seconds later, I saw him hurry back to the van empty handed and drive off.

My heart was pounding. Whatever that was in his hand, he must have left it nearby. I opened the door, turned on the light and right smack in the middle of my doorstep I see...




















A f*cking newspaper. The man is my f*cking paper boy.


I'm going to bed.

 

[Saturos]

A f*cking newspaper. The man is my f*cking paper boy.


I'm going to bed.

Don't open it! :O It might be laced with anthrax or something!

 

[Krynn72]

This thread delivers!









Delivers a truckload of FAIL.

 

[Naudian]

Rickroll paperboy.

 

[AiM]

Rickroll paperboy.

This would instantly convert fail thread into epic thread.

 

[Jintor]

Rickroll Paperboy.

 

[Naph]

Rickroll Paperboy.

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

Rickroll Paperboy.

 

[French Ninja]

Stick it in the pooper.

edit: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!

 

[cheddarrr]

Rickroll paperboy.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Park a white van in your driveway ffs...

 

[Emporius]

Well that was anticlimatic. you could've at least...died or something.

I await your exciting addition to this story

 

[taviow]

What an exciting plot twist, but it shouldn't have happened without a bloody fight for survival...

You should have found out he was paper boy only after he was dead at your feet.

 

[nurizeko]

Rickroll Paperbo - OHSHI*BOOM!*

 

[Raziaar]

The paperboy has a crush on you or something then.

He probably sits in your driveway contemplating how he might go about asking you out.

Sometimes he probably wonders is if he had sex with your rolled up newspaper if you'd notice when you sit down to read it.

 

[[Dragoon]]

Paperboy? Could have at least gone for a bel-air... Anyway, rickroll paperboy.