Blurry vaginas don’t exist

[Axyon]

I'd like those 5 minutes of my life back now, please.

 

[DizzyOne]

you sick bastard with your sick sick stories
very n1



should i suspect you like infiltrator?

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

I would say ditto to Evil....


Funny, but I just don't know what to do so I'm not going to do anything

 

[PvtRyan]

Whahaha great story

 

[Mr.Reak]

I'd like those 5 minutes of my life back now, please.

I should give you one year of your life back, that you wasted being a mod here.

 

[Lethal8472]

That was the funniest damn thing i had read in a long time! Write more of them! NOW! :sniper:

 

[Yakuza]

LOL, I have met crack heads that made more since hehe.

Also there are two N's in Kon-nichiwa.

 

[h00dlum]

BIG IN JAPAN!! IM BIG IN JAPAN...not...Japan is a weird place..

 

[mortiz]

I need to learn a lesson.

 

[qckbeam]

I love these posts so much Thank you Mr.Reak

 

[Mr.Reak]

I love these posts so much Thank you Mr.Reak

Where is a pic of Thief III developer's diary that you won ! :flame:

 

[Fat Tony!]

At it again Mr reak? You really should lay off the shrooms

 

[qckbeam]

Where is a pic of Thief III developer's diary that you won ! :flame:

heh...about that.......it's a long story, but trust me...the past month has been trying to say the least.

I'll have the whole thing scanned a soon as I can..and I'll give it to you first...forgive me ;(

/me runs off

 

[Majestic XII]

"I would go to Japan, find myself 14 years old schoolgirl in sexy uniform, with a giant robot, and we would love each other until this world comes to the end and I find out that she really is a god, and that she will change the world, where only two of us will be left and we will have sex all day long, with monster-rape-tentacles."

Sounds a bit like

Spoiler

Saikano

 

[Mr.Reak]

"I would go to Japan, find myself 14 years old schoolgirl in sexy uniform, with a giant robot, and we would love each other until this world comes to the end and I find out that she really is a god, and that she will change the world, where only two of us will be left and we will have sex all day long, with monster-rape-tentacles."

Sounds a bit like

Spoiler

Saikano

___________

 

[Bad^Hat]

"I would go to Japan, find myself 14 years old schoolgirl in sexy uniform, with a giant robot, and we would love each other until this world comes to the end and I find out that she really is a god, and that she will change the world, where only two of us will be left and we will have sex all day long, with monster-rape-tentacles."

Sounds a bit like

Spoiler

Saikano

Shit, I was thinking that too (I've never seen it, just recognised the title, read a bit about the plot somewhere).

 

[Majestic XII]

Nothing bad about Saikano... its one of the best series ever (IMHO).

Still not sure if the ending was sad or happy.

 

[<RJMC>]

thats was funny
but was true or just a story to bring fun (something that is getting low) in the forums?

 

[RoyaleWithCheese]

does anyone know why pubic hair is censored in Japan but everything else is shown in movies (well at least pop shots, my friend says..) By the way that friend has witnessed it firsthand, dating a real life Yukiko and all, and watching tv in her tatami carpet appartment

 

[Mr.Reak]

thats was funny
but was true or just a story to bring fun (something that is getting low) in the forums?

Parts of it are true, but which ones, figure it out yourself. Let me just say, she is my fiancée right now, so yeah, guess would be good.

 

[Dalamari]

Reak gets my nomination for best damn story EVER!

You are the golden god of forum topics, I tip my hat to you good sir....

 

[SubKamran]

That was weird... :|

 

[galoot3000]

wait, you mean you and your .5 japanese ex had sex without using the EVAs??

 

[Mr.Reak]

wait, you mean you and your .5 japanese ex had sex without using the EVAs??

you are right!

 

[Rupertvdb]

chinese girls are the same...women suck.

 

[Mr.Reak]

chinese girls are the same...women suck.

Well hello there, sexy.

 

[FoB_Ed]

lol, that was hilarious



and those pictures were awesome lmao IRL

 

[Loshadka]

LOL! Shamil... Sounds Chechen or somewher from the Caucasus region, is it?

Could you give us your photo yet one time?

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

holy shit reak.. you should write for a comedy paper/site/mag or somthing! that was an amazingly halarious / intrigueing piece im not kidding!