Body of Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti FOUND!

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first they found a wingless griffith, then they found a Chupacabra and now Bigfoot ..what the hell is going on here? are our mythical creatures spilling out into the real world as a portend to some omninous event such as Armageddon when jesus and his hairy hosts come a smiting the unfaithful what with the wailing and the moaning and the gnashing of teeth and the crying of hey hey! ...I await the discovery of the body of a leperchan, Nessie, a unicorn and the dreaded esquilax

http://cbs5.com/localwire/22.0.html?type=bcn&item=BIGFOOT-NEWS-CONFERENCE-bagm-
 
Looks like a compost heap to me, judging solely by that picture.
 
Here are some of the vital statistics on the “Bigfoot” body:
*The creature is seven feet seven inches tall.
*It weighs over five hundred pounds.
*The creature looks like it is part human and part ape-like.
*It is male.
*It has reddish hair and blackish-grey eyes.
*It has two arms and two legs, and five fingers on each hand and
five toes on each foot.
*The feet are flat and similar to human feet.
*Its footprint is sixteen and three-quarters inches long and five and three-quarters inches wide at the heel.
*From the palm of the hand to the tip of the middle finger, its hands are
eleven and three-quarters inches long and six and one-quarter inches wide.
*The creatures walk upright. (Several of them were sighted on the same day that the body was found.)
*The teeth are more human-like than ape-like.
*DNA tests are currently being done and the current DNA and photo evidence will be presented at the press conference on Friday, August 15th
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looks like an old shag carpet to me
 
I think I'll wait for the DNA test results.
 
"it shares DNA with with the ursine family but despite appearances is not a bear! due to it's very bear like features we believe we've found a bear bigfoot hybrid ..which looks exactly like a bear ..but isnt because mumblemumble"
 
look at the top of teh freezer. It's face.


$20 says it's a dude in a costume, explaining the 'human-like teeth'


also, if it was real, why the hell would you thaw it out? It will start to decompose. Amateurs.
 
You realize that's just someone filming a guy in a gorilla suit right?
 
Here are some of the vital statistics on the ?Bigfoot? body:
*The creature is seven feet seven inches tall.
*It weighs over five hundred pounds.
*The creature looks like it is part human and part ape-like.
*It is male.
*It has reddish hair and blackish-grey eyes.
*It has two arms and two legs, and five fingers on each hand and
five toes on each foot.
*The feet are flat and similar to human feet.
*Its footprint is sixteen and three-quarters inches long and five and three-quarters inches wide at the heel.
*From the palm of the hand to the tip of the middle finger, its hands are
eleven and three-quarters inches long and six and one-quarter inches wide.
*The creatures walk upright. (Several of them were sighted on the same day that the body was found.)
*The teeth are more human-like than ape-like.
*DNA tests are currently being done and the current DNA and photo evidence will be presented at the press conference on Friday, August 15th
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.... Mom?
 
Look at the photo. Even from this very low quality image, it looks like the eyes are recessed.

This would indicate human eyes behind a mask.


SWISH


I want it to be real though :monkee:
 
A group of bigfoot creatures attacked a guy in a bigfoot costume, killing him and securing at minimum a few more months of safety from the eyes of the world
 
Whitton, a police officer in Clayton County, and Dyer, a former correctional officer, are not saying exactly where the body was found or where it is now, Barrows said.
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whiton: cmon bring the acid before the cops arrive!
dyer: I got the acid here, start pouring it into the body!
whiton: *pour acid* sorry for this whole thing toby,but it will make us rich
dyer: *pouring acid* atleast you have a hilarious death whit the suit and all!
*both contains laughs*
 
i think i can make out a face but everything else just looks melted.
 
I don't know why but that pic makes me laugh.

har har.

Only read this if your being serious when you posted, omega, otherwise I need new sarcasm detectors:

Look at the far side of the freezer, it looks like a monkey, that's it's face.
 
I was joking. Relating to that other creature thread.
 
Ah yes, the one picture released just happens to be a really, really crappy quality picture which either a) doesn't show much at all or b) reeks of fake.

When will hunters of the strange ever learn and/or buy a better fuppin' camera.
 
And thus the Masquerade continues, self-perpetuated. :3
 
my fly has been down all morning....CRAP
 
Even a corpse isn't going to convince most people, especially if a video didn't.

I'm not taking either side here, but until we actually capture one, I doubt anyone is going to beleive us, then there will be the inevitable debate about what constitutes as a member of the Bigfoot/Bigfeet family or whatever species the argument is over; I know me saying this is all futile and that I'm basically jsut a deadpan snarker at this point, but in the long run there's going to be an estimate of at most 2 of these different species each in the wild, and it won' size up to much at any rate.

You may now continue pointlessly debating.
 
da pic link isnt workin for me so i cant pss judgement on if its real or not but if it is then i dey should clone it :naughty:
 
My friend told me it was a hoax cooked up by some guys who run "bigfoot tours" in georgia. Apparently they've had videos up on youtube for a while, and they also focus on the loch ness monster and leprechauns.
 
lefty said:
My friend told me it was a hoax cooked up by some guys who run "bigfoot tours" in georgia. Apparently they've had videos up on youtube for a while, and they also focus on the loch ness monster and leprechauns.
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What did I tell you guys?

Quite frankly I'm surprised it only happened 2 posts after mine.
 
I don't doubt Bigfoot's existance, but this could quite easily be a hoax.

NyCxMike said:
da pic link isnt workin for me so i cant pss judgement on if its real or not but if it is then i dey should clone it :naughty:
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Dude. What the **** did you just attempt to say?
 
Sgt.Tibbs said:
I don't doubt Bigfoot's existance, but this could quite easily be a hoax.



Dude. What the **** did you just attempt to say?
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Dude, learn to jibberish.


Honestly, I'd expect more intelligence from the big apple though.
 
personally, I'm all for cloning big foot. We can put him in the Olympics.
 
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