Body of Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti FOUND!

Can't the scientists look at the body on that picture, or did the people behind this burn the corpse after taking a picture and extracting some DNA?
 
The Monkey said:
Can't the scientists look at the body on that picture, or did the people behind this burn the corpse after taking a picture and extracting some DNA?
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They burnt the corpse... to determine how many calories are gained by the typical consumption of a Bigfoot.
 
The blue flame indicated that this was a particularly sweet bigface.
 
NyCxMike said:
da pic link isnt workin for me so i cant pss judgement on if its real or not but if it is then i dey should clone it :naughty:
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Ok, I'm an expert retard translator, here goes:

The picture link is not working for me so I can't pass judgment on if it's real or not, but if it is, then they should clone it. *naughty smiley*
 
Dog-- said:
Ok, I'm an expert retard translator, here goes:

The picture link is not working for me so I can't pass judgment on if it's real or not, but if it is, then they should clone it. *naughty smiley*
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Thank you kindly, my good man.
 
riomhaire said:
I undress.
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Miss Bigfoot want...

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I laughed a bit when I finally saw its face in the OP image. I thought it was just a compost heap as well. Haha.
 
but we still have to conclude wether this was bigface or not.
 
I heard on the radio about this! That's a bit significant that this seemingly tabloid stuff would get time on the news.

They said they did some DNA testing and it had DNA resembling a human, a possum, and I couldn't hear the third thing unfortunately.

ah, here we go:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26244241/

One of the two samples of DNA said to prove the existence of the Bigfoot came from a human and the other was 96 percent from an opossum, according to Curt Nelson, a scientist at the University of Minnesota who performed the DNA analysis.



Biscardi said the DNA samples may not have been taken correctly and may have been contaminated, and that he would proceed with an autopsy of the alleged Bigfoot remains, currently in a freezer at an undisclosed location.
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I think they are going to retake samples.
 
Uh hu , and the remains have suddenly disapeared i take it?
 
So... it was covered in opossum fur huh?

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It was a con:

Expert Bigfoot tracker Tom Biscardi thought that Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer's claim to have found the monster was genuine at first.

They had given him a sample from the body which matched ape/human DNA.

After paying them a fee to hand over the body, Biscardi's team was taken to the body in Georgia.

Private detective Kull said that they had to thaw out the frozen corpse to investigate it.

"Within one hour we were able to see the partially exposed head," Kulls said.
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http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Wo...+Hoax+Fools+Expert+Tracker+In+Georgia%2C+USA+

Wonder how much he paid?
 
Later, upon discovering he had been victim to a hoax he called the duo at their California hotel.
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No shit?


Some people are utter morons.
 
In actual fact; bigfoot is a really, really hairy ukrainian.


Troof.
 
It's a hoax. It was all over Yahoo! the other day. Just a rubber suit.


I should've posted a link. :sleep:


Then again, it could just be the men-in-black covering things up. :O

That Biscardi guy and the two others that found him were probably kidnapped too.
 
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