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Dr. Zombine
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(Note: This is one of my first attempts at fan fiction, so I know it isn't good.)
The setting was about a month before HL2, before Gordon arrived.
"Heady!" cried Dr. Kleiner, who jumped after his insane headcrab companion.
"Issac, would you please leave that damn thing alone! Or better yet..." Barney said, drawing a stunstick
"No! You will not hurt Heady! He is my se-" but Kleiner was cut off by Alyx, who entered the room with a box
"Free juice boxes!" said Alyx as she entered the room. "Yay!" said Barney and Kleiner.
So they did feast on juice boxes and bologna sandwhiches. They were good.
"So when is that Freeman dude supposed to arrive?" said Alyx. Barney quipped with a bologna sandwhich in his mouth, "I don't really know
nor care. As long as he brings the chips."
"Indeed. He has better bring chips, or the fate of humanity will be in the balance!"
Alyx went on with Kleiner’s melodramaticism, when the telescreen’s phone rang
”Someone better get that.”
”Well I’m not gonna get it.”
”Me either. Hey, goldfish!”
Meanwhile, at Black Mesa East…
”I’m not here right now, or Heady has knocked out the power again. Leave a message after t-*beep*”
”Kleiner? It’s El-I mean…uh…the Gman. Yeah. I’m all dark and spooky and mysterious. You better call me back, or I might have you killed by my secret army of geneticly enhanced frogs. Or Breen clones. Whichever is scarier.” Eli then turned off the screen, laughing
”That should get his attention.”
But unfortunately for Eli, Kleiner and Barney were busy lan partying on Half-Life 2 Deathmatch.
”These characters seem familiure.” Kleiner said, shooting down Barney
”Oh man, you wallhacker!”
The end. For now.
The setting was about a month before HL2, before Gordon arrived.
"Heady!" cried Dr. Kleiner, who jumped after his insane headcrab companion.
"Issac, would you please leave that damn thing alone! Or better yet..." Barney said, drawing a stunstick
"No! You will not hurt Heady! He is my se-" but Kleiner was cut off by Alyx, who entered the room with a box
"Free juice boxes!" said Alyx as she entered the room. "Yay!" said Barney and Kleiner.
So they did feast on juice boxes and bologna sandwhiches. They were good.
"So when is that Freeman dude supposed to arrive?" said Alyx. Barney quipped with a bologna sandwhich in his mouth, "I don't really know
nor care. As long as he brings the chips."
"Indeed. He has better bring chips, or the fate of humanity will be in the balance!"
Alyx went on with Kleiner’s melodramaticism, when the telescreen’s phone rang
”Someone better get that.”
”Well I’m not gonna get it.”
”Me either. Hey, goldfish!”
Meanwhile, at Black Mesa East…
”I’m not here right now, or Heady has knocked out the power again. Leave a message after t-*beep*”
”Kleiner? It’s El-I mean…uh…the Gman. Yeah. I’m all dark and spooky and mysterious. You better call me back, or I might have you killed by my secret army of geneticly enhanced frogs. Or Breen clones. Whichever is scarier.” Eli then turned off the screen, laughing
”That should get his attention.”
But unfortunately for Eli, Kleiner and Barney were busy lan partying on Half-Life 2 Deathmatch.
”These characters seem familiure.” Kleiner said, shooting down Barney
”Oh man, you wallhacker!”
The end. For now.
