Breast implants to carry MP3 Players....

WTF........thats the dumbest idea i have ever heard of
 
Seriously, are there going to be headphones hanging out of the boob, or is there gonna be a speaker on the side?

"Hey! Turn your tit down..."
 
Qonfused said:
Seriously, are they're going to be headphones hanging out of the boob, or is there gonna be a speaker on the side.

"Hey! Turn your tit down..."
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A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist.
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Kinda spoils your joke. :p
 
A panel on the wrist, eh? So, along with making a woman a dumbass for opting for the MP3 player, it also makes you look like a robot. GG technology.
 
Qonfused said:
Seriously, are they're going to be headphones hanging out of the boob, or is there gonna be a speaker on the side.

"Hey! Turn your tit down..."
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hahaha
 
Imagine you lost your bluetooth volume control, but someone else found it and was controlling you.
 
kirovman said:
Imagine you lost your bluetooth volume control, but someone else found it and was controlling you.
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the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist.
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Yeah yeah, I'm a spoilsport. Guess you could probably hijack it somehow.
 
SimonomiS said:
Yeah yeah, I'm a spoilsport. Guess you could probably hijack it somehow.
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But you'd be like a cyborg if the panel was fixed to your wrist! :borg:

Oh well, at least you'd be able to tell who was fake and who was natural :p
 
Qonfused said:
A panel on the wrist, eh? So, along with making a woman a dumbass for opting for the MP3 player, it also makes you look like a robot. GG technology.
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It's the predator's shoulder cannon. *beep beep beep*
 
So, do you plug a cord in your ass when you want to add songs to it?
 
They quoted "The Sun" for most of the article... don't pay too much attention to it.
 
Chris_D said:
They quoted "The Sun" for most of the article... don't pay too much attention to it.
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so The Sun is kinda like the New York Post?
 
dumbest dumbness ever said:
The senors around the body linked through the electrical impulses in the chips may also be able to warn wearers about heart murmurs, blood pressure increases, diabetes and breast cancer.
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I think that's a little more important than mp3 players...
 
and next one will be portable dvd players in the implants
 
<RJMC> said:
and next one will be portable dvd players in the implants
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You press the nipple, the breast pops open and you can switch the disks around. The screen is, of course, on the stomach, tellytubby style.
 
Da-Muffin-Man said:
Ah yes, just what i've always wanted, an MP3 player in my breast implants...
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My prince albert doubles as a radio transmitter.

It can also tripple as a broadcast antennae.
 
Da-Muffin-Man said:
Well mine can play video files! Although i cant quite seem to find the screen...
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It's on your left breast. This invention brings new meaning to the phrase "Stop looking at my chest!"
Now it'll be like: "Hey! Stop looking at my chest! And yeah it's Futurama that I'm watching so go away!"
 
hey...theres nothing wrong with a little music during sex... :laugh:
okay...maybe it wasn't funny :p
 
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