Breast implants to carry MP3 Players....

[Vegeta897]

Err, how exactly is it powered? I'm too lazy to read the article.

 

[giant384]

Err, how exactly is it powered? I'm too lazy to read the article.

LOL that made me laugh

 

[Vegeta897]

LOL that made me laugh

I wasn't being funny :O

A battery would run out, and I sure as hell wouldn't want a plug on my body and then sit for an hour or more plugged into the wall recharging.

How will this thing be powered?

 

[dream431ca]

How do you change songs??NIPPLE TWIST!! AHHHH!!

 

[Steven]

What about mp3 players in penis enlargements?

 

[giant384]

How do you change songs??NIPPLE TWIST!! AHHHH!!

a new use for the tittietwister

 

[bam23]

Eh, that Nipple twist would be better suited for changing volume.

"Wtf are you doing?"

"I can't hear your boob."

 

[sinkoman]

How do you change songs??NIPPLE TWIST!! AHHHH!!

Clickwheel.

AUGHHHGHGH!!! HELLP!!! RAPE RAPE! THIS MAN IS RUBBING MY NIPPLES!!!!!!!!

Hold on I don't like that song.

 

[Sulkdodds]

HAWT.

I see this as a step towards the promised dystopian futureworld where I can have built-in infrared vision, DNA computing in the lining of my stomach and SUPER DEUS EX STYLE IMPLANTS so I can RUN UP WALLS and shit.

 

[JNightshade]

Sure, MP3-compatible tits are all well and good, but can you imagine how expensive repairs would be?

 

[Kamikazie]

Sure, MP3-compatible tits are all well and good, but can you imagine how expensive repairs would be?

i would love to be the repairman though :naughty:

 

[Solaris]

i would love to be the repairman though :naughty:

Roflmao

 

[Qonfused]

Nightshade, your location is way too big.

:|

 

[giant384]

i would love to be the repairman though :naughty:

you would prob. make a mistake like "o crap i forgot to put that back in guess we got to take it off again" "*thinking to self* hehe alright"

 

[Stigmata]

A panel on the wrist, eh? So, along with making a woman a dumbass for opting for the MP3 player, it also makes you look like a robot. GG technology.

Yes, they'd be robots, but robots with boobs. You just can't beat that.

 

[Qonfused]

Still, it's a robot. You'd be feeling up her boobs and then realize you're a sad composition of carbon.

 

[ktimekiller]

wow.....

 

[Gui!]

iBreast.


How tittilating.

rofl nice one dekstar

 

[xcellerate]

why even stop there? why not wire a pair of 'headphones' behind the ear drums so they can listen to music and have it up as loud as they want without the danger of damaging the ear drum?

 

[giant384]

why even stop there? why not wire a pair of 'headphones' behind the ear drums so they can listen to music and have it up as loud as they want without the danger of damaging the ear drum?

wow you are stupid what do u think the point of the eardrum is lol

yes i know u were being sarcastic

 

[Kamikazie]

no he was saying that the headphones would go inside the head to the eardrum from the breast...

:|.........

 

[Danimal]

Pamela Anderson must be able to store 3 terabytes of songs in her left boob alone.

 

[_-_-SELAS-_-_]

O--kay... Sooo ur in the middle of making love and u start hearing music out of nothing? And u start wondering if someones playing a prank on you... Ill pass

 

[Darkside55]

Everyone's saying it's a stupid idea, but how awesome would it be to output to some speakers and have theme music playing wherever you go?

 

[OCybrManO]

I would only be interested if they could actually turn the breasts themselves into speakers, required them to play music at all times, and came standard in all breast implants. That way you would know before even speaking to a woman if they're fake... and the music would make up for some of the wasted time.

 

[Llama]

:O :|
Worrying, to say the least

 

[Sulkdodds]

How exactly is it worrying? It's just the next step. Right now, we carry MP3 players around in our pockets to listen to music wherever we go. It's not that much of a step to have MP3 players in...well, anywhere. Bear in mind this was the Sun, and they're only specifically saying 'MP3 players in breasts' because it makes a more interesting/whatever story. They say it'll be available in maybe 15 years, but in that time the likelyhood is they'll be able to make an MP3 player thinner than a sheet of paper that could be implanted under the skin.

Also, by 'a panel on your wrist' I think they mean a wrist-watch kinda thing rather than an actual implanted panel.