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Best Tea?


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I like my tea how i like my women: warm, sweet, and advertised by a bunch of chimps.

But they've gotten rid of the monkeys and replaced them with nast plastocine pigeons, for crying out loud.
 
Murray_H said:
Pfff since we're talking angles, the less than 90 degrees lot would have noticed the ooooooooooooo's and the handbags within 1.563 seconds of seeing the post :p
Pffft - since YOU'RE talking angles, I... erm... I...
<Smacks Murray_H with a frying pan whilst rubbing thighs and doing silly versions of real songs>



Razor said:
I like my tea how i like my women: warm, sweet, and advertised by a bunch of chimps.
"I like my women like I like my coffee - in a plastic cup."
Thank you, Mr. Izzard :)
 
I have only heard of Tetley down in Australia.

I usually drink Twinnings when I drink black tea. Although I do enjoy several varieties of green tea (a legacy of my time in China).

Earl Grey is quite nice occasionally. Took me a little while to get used to the unusual aroma.

My usual cup of tea these days is green tea with jasmine :thumbs:

Oh, and I like coffee as well. But only if it is real stuff, not that nasty instant stuff. However, since I am still a poor uni student, it is instant for me :(
 
Pogrom said:
Oh, and I like coffee as well. But only if it is real stuff, not that nasty instant stuff. However, since I am still a poor uni student, it is instant for me :(
In keeping with my poncey warm beverages, I get proper coffee :O My parents bought me a cafetiere for my birthday, and I can't NOT use it - jitters all round.
 
el Chi said:
In keeping with my poncey warm beverages, I get proper coffee :O My parents bought me a cafetiere for my birthday, and I can't NOT use it - jitters all round.

Hehehe, I'm jealous.

My sister works in a cafe in the Italian area of Sydney. When I want good coffee I go there and have one on the house.

But when it come to hot beverages, this cafe has the BEST hot chocolate. It's almost a fondue! You need to drink it with a plate of fruit (dip is more like it).
 
Murray_H said:
Pfff since we're talking angles, the less than 90 degrees lot would have noticed the ooooooooooooo's and the handbags within 1.563 seconds of seeing the post :p
yeah its pretty obvious lads :p
 
Meh. I don't like tea. I'm more of a coffee person. Turkish or Asian coffee with lots of cream and sugar for me! I'll have none of that weak American crap that people think is coffee....
 
"I feel like a god damned tea bag!"

-uncle joe in the movie "Greedy"
 
Coffee is much better you old fashioned bastards
 
Coffee smells like poo and tastes like poo :P and yes, i have eaten and most definatly smelt poo
 
PG Tips, one sugaaaargh!! Bring back the chimps and death to the plasticine pigeons, I say.

What poor fool chose Typhoo!!!! aaaaarharhar *shakes head mockingly*

While we're on this subject, what shape of teabag is superior, do you all think? Personally, I think those circular bags totally pwm!! They swell out and kind of become spherical when you pour the water. The supposedly better pyramid bags are a pile of cack...I don't fully trust chimps ever since they advertised the superiority of the pyramid bag...
 
I like both but Tea is a nice relaxing on-the-job-while-Chris_D-is-prodding-you kinda drink :)
 
I drink neither tea or coffee.
But if i have to choose tea i would go for tetley most likely, because it is the most functional.
 
Vorac1ous said:
Tea is for girly-men n00bz. I prefer coffee much over tea.
Hear ye hear ye... Vorac1ous hath spoken! All those who drink tea are required, by decree, to wear women's clothing, drink tea and sew. The most esteemed and manly Vorac1ous will stand on a pedastal in the centre of this fair town, drinking coffee and pretending that he's secure in his masculinity whilst secretly wishing he was drinking tea and wearing pretty frocks.
 
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