British woman banned from entering New Zealand because she is too fat

[Druckles]

Well, my BMI is 40.

40??? You don't look it!

that looks like a tom green skecht

ticket boy:tickets please
woman: here ya go
tboy: errm...ma'am there is a problem
woman: what? whats wrong whit the tickets?
tboy: is...not the tickets
woman: then what is it?
tboy: is...about you?
woman: what is about whit me?
tboy: is cuz YOU ARE SO FAT!!!!!1*repeatedly spanks belly and run away jumping like daffy duck* YOU SHOULD GO TO JAPAN TO THE WHALE SHIPS!*keep spanking belly of woman*YOU SHOULD BE USE TO COVER THE CRATER OF A VOLCANO!!*start "humping" and spanking belly*ONE DONUT MORE AND YOU WILL ALTER THE GRAVITATIONAL FIELD OF EARTH!!*start licking and spanking belly*BECAUSE YO ARE SO FAAAAT!!!*runs around and jumps trough a window*

Lmao! :thumbs:

BMI just under 18. I'm technically underweight. Meh *shrugs*.

 

[Cheomesh]

40??? You don't look it!

Well from that system I am another obese American :|

 

[<RJMC>]

*5 obese people come into hospital and begin sucking out the containments of every patient's IV bag*
Doctor: "build more overlords,a LOT of overlords."

Fixed

refixed

 

[Druckles]

refixed

Geez. Is anyone actually going to decide on what the Doctor really said??