Britney Spears invents time machine, marries jew and is killed by nazis

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Britney Spears, currently touring with her "Circus" act, is up for a new film called "The Yellow Star of Sophia and Eton" the National Ledger reports. The film will reportedly have Britney playing the main role of Sophia LaMont, who creates a time machine and travels back to World War II, when she meets a Jewish man named Eton at a concentration camp. The two then fall in love and travel back to the present day with the intention of getting married, but they are both killed by Nazis.
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http://news.bostonherald.com/track/star_tracks/view.bg?articleid=1180597&srvc=home&position=also

<slow clap> ...oh that's freakin brilliant. her publicist should be publically horse whipped. But I do appluad the decision to gas Spears
 
This will help people take her seriously as a serious performer who is serious.
 
I hope she has a glass tube broken off in her urethra before they kill her... That is the only way she can die that I will approve. Painfully and horribly.
 
you just gave away the ending stern, now what am i going to watch?
 
Tyguy said:
you just gave away the ending stern, now what am i going to watch?
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the Nazi Britney movie of course. now with even more anticipation of the glorious ending


"to zee showers herr Britney"

"but this aint gots no water thingy, the thingy to make the water turn on ..the water handle. it aint got no handle, Hans!"

"PRECISELY HERR SPEARS"
 
Makes it sound like they travel back to the present and THEN get killed by Nazis... maybe so, maybe so.
 
Didn't they shave prisoner's heads in concentration camps :3
 
"Britney Spears invents..." - I'm sorry but that part just isn't believable.
 
Leave Britney alone! LEAVE HER ALONE!
You guys have no idea.
 
Fine, let's mess with you instead. You spelled tough wrong in your signature.
 
Her voice is terrible.
Her acting is terrible.
She's ugly, and fat.
Why this bitch is still popular?
 
Barnz said:
Her voice is terrible.
Her acting is terrible.
She's ugly, and fat.
Why this bitch is still popular?
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Because :

Her acting was terrible
Her voice was terrible
She was sexy in the nineties.

Her best before date is nearing , don't worry about it.
 
Damn. I wish this wasn't fiction.
 
This trivializes the tragic life of Sophia LaMont.
 
No, it makes it awesome because we get to see Britney Spears gassed/burned in an oven (even if it's only imaginary).
 
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