Bruise Removal

[Mogi67]

Be a man and tell her the truth, if you really give a shit about her then you'll swallow your pride

 

[L3N!N]

Say you wanted to look cool, so you gave yourself a hickey.

On the back of your own neck.

 

[the cow says moo]

^Best answer yet.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

let someone give you a mushroom stamp on your neck she'll never guess a girl left a hickey when she sees where a guy slapped you with his cock