Buy a companion cube!

[Plug]

http://www.playscapes.com/product/99/ Now with 2 year warranty!

I think this answers the 'when is portal set' question. It's far, far into the future - this cube doesn't even have a love-heart yet!!

 

[Cheomesh]

Is that one thing supposed to be a chair of some kind?

 

[Plug]

It's a seat, a book browser, an end table, and more!!

 

[Operational]

As if they would protect me from energy balls.

 

[cjohnson]

yeah the cheap mdf withut hearts would be useless

 

[Kevin]

They don't look weighted

 

[Cheomesh]

They don't look weighted

Pack it full of books maybe?

 

[ShadowX]

LMAO, great find.