buying a $6500 doll. how many of you would sink that low?

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I am talking about the real size, 100lbs "erotic" dolls. Erotic is a word I use loosely here because they are so real I am sure artists, doctors, and so on could give them a legitimate use.

I won't post the link here but if you want to know that bad what I am talking about search for "real doll". Man, I am still shocked from what I saw at that webpage. Those dolls couldn't look any more real. Good luck explaining to the cops if they ever see you loading or unloading it into your car.

The dolls are undoubtedly pretty (I wish my girlfriend was that hot), but let's face it, who wouldn't think of you as a creep if they knew you owned one of those? Not even I would sink that low.
 
hey if your going to come here and make fun of me......naa im j/k but dolls are funny
 
Heh years ago i saw a site made by some sad bastard about his life with his realdoll, was funny but i really pity him.
 
Good points

- cheaper in the long term than a partner
- they won't say no to anything
- they won't say anything
- always in the mood for you

Bad points

- big initial spend
- you are porking a dummy
- you have to clean it out
- they won't say anything
- if anyone even suspects you have it, bye bye social life
 
Murray_H said:
- if anyone even suspects you have it, bye bye social life
If your social life involves contact with lots of single men, hello highly profitable hire business! :E
 
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What the ****ing ****?

That is just so very sad and creepy.
 
I wouldn't want to do it with anything that won't stop staring at you :| That's incredibly creepy. You can just tell that one is going to come alive and start walking like a robot... like in Doctor who!
 
hmmm, you should be able to jus stick a hose in its like toe and it flushes everything out, cleaning = no problem then
 
Those things are just ****ed up and wrong. Imagine waking up and seeing that thing leaning in the corner staring at you, I'd cack myself!
 
JiMmEh said:
Those things are just ****ed up and wrong. Imagine waking up and seeing that thing leaning in the corner staring at you, I'd cack myself!

Woah that even gave me a chill :|
 
JiMmEh said:
Those things are just ****ed up and wrong. Imagine waking up and seeing that thing leaning in the corner staring at you, I'd cream myself!

You made a typo JiMmEh, don't worry mate i got your back, fixed it for you
 
if you where to get one where on earth woudl you keep it?!?! in the wardrobe, on a chair in ur room??? strange
 
Didn't you read anything? They come with a handy neck bracket that can easily be fitted in your home.

Unwanted Caller: May I come in?
Guy: Of course, you can talk to Mary here.
Unwanted Caller: Waaaaaahhhhhh!

See how handy that would be?
 
I seen this on TV a couple years ago, a after the us, japan is the country that orders the most. Now a TV presentor went to a japanese man who has loads of em, he had like 10 or so of the dolls in his house, all dissasembled and torn. Oh yeah and he was a school teacher.
 
I cant see pics cuz my mom is here

but whit 6500$ I prefer to hire a hig class prostitute :E
 
God thats like worse than those dolls that sit in a corner stairing at you! Thats just completely ****ed up
 
They probably walk around at night and steal all your belongings.
 
JiMmEh said:
Those things are just ****ed up and wrong. Imagine waking up and seeing that thing leaning in the corner staring at you, I'd cack myself!


actually, for a modest fee of $1500 or so, they will add a mechanism to the doll that allows you to open and close its eyelids at will. I think there is a switch in the back of their skulls that you have to pull.
 
That's like having a "dead person" prop from a movie studio and bangning that. Except, this is even worse, because there's not even any fake gore or blood or anything!
 
xLostx said:
how dare you guys make fun of my girlfriend
:LOL: That me me chuckle heartily.

At least those dolls don't deflate. :D


:|
 
Que-Ever said:
That's like having a "dead person" prop from a movie studio and bangning that. Except, this is even worse, because there's not even any fake gore or blood or anything!


So it would be better if it was covered in fake blood and had two bloody stumps instead of legs :p
 
Razor said:
So it would be better if it was covered in fake blood and had two bloody stumps instead of legs :p
Atleast then you could blame it on a sick fetish, caused by lack of love from your parents.
 
Foxtrot said:
Atleast then you could blame it on a sick fetish, caused by lack of love from your parents.

It wasn't me... it was my sick fetish!
 
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