bye bye hornfrogs

Eh? What? What are the lot of you going on about?

I'm in over my head. As usual.

Is it Competitive Raspberry-Blowing?

10-man Toilet Roll Soccer?

Five-a-Side Timed Nose-Picking?

Throw me a clue here.:rolling:
 
Originally posted by Lil' Timmy
TCU is about to get dropped like a ****ing bad habit! thank god.

Dear:

[ ] Newbie
[ ] Lamer
[ ] Flamer
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Racist
[ ] Jackass
[ ] Troller
[ ] Fundamentalist
[ ] Satanist
[ ] "Expert"
[ ] Wannabe
[X] ****
[X] Waste of Skin/Gray matter/Blood
[ ] Other: Person

You Are Being Flamed Because:

[ ] Abusing a degretory term.
[ ] You imported another debate into this post
[ ] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
[ ] You posted a 'Top 10' post.
[ ] You posted an idea that has been done to death.
[ ] You posted a 'Religion' post
[X] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long, stupid thread
[ ] Your trying to turn this mod into CS
[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it: There is a severe lack of cries for nerfing and there is absolutely *no* whining *at* *all*.
[ ] Your lack of understanding of the fundamentals is disgusting
[ ] You posted a 'Lord of the Rings' post
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[X] You posted low-IQ flamebait
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You said "X rules, Y sucks" and gave no support for your lame statement
[X] You make no sense
[ ] You made a post yet failed to say anything
[ ] Your sig/alias/avatar is dreadful
[X] Your post contained nothing but psycho-babble.
[ ] You are claiming that you know more than Newton, Ohm, Pavlov, etc.
[ ] Your awful markup made the post unreadable
[ ] You made the baseless assertion that these ideas would balance the game and had no flaws.
[ ] You posted SCREAMING in RANDOM CAPS (OR IN ALL CAPS) for NO REASON
[ ] YoU tYpEd SoMeThInG lAmE lIkE tHiS
[ ] You say you're '"elite" liek Jeffk.', Or your spelling is so bad that no one can read it.
[X] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed anyway
[ ] You made a lot of not funny and worthless topics and acted generally n00bishly

To Repent, You Must:

[X] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing
[ ] Stop masturbating for a week
[X] Read every group you posted to for a week
[X] Give up your AOL account
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[X] Tell your Mommy to up your medication
[X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor (monitor must be plugged in)
[X] Actually post something relevant
[X] Read and memorize the FAQ
[X] Print your home phone number in your ads
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[ ] Blow me
[ ] Get a clue
[X] Get a life
[X] Go away
[X] Grow up
[X] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[X] Morons like you give ammo to pro-censorship morons
[ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[X] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[ ] Go back to school and actually learn something
[X] Learn how to post or get off the site
[X] Go read the FAQ
[ ] All of the above
 
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