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I was visiting www.usafis.org earlier today and thought I'd join the Greencard lottery, so I filled in my personal information and then I got to this payment page where you had to fill in your creditcard numbers and stuff, luckily before I paid or even submitted my account I saw that you need to finish high school before joining the lottery, so I decided to come back once I've finished high school.

Few minutes later my stepfather got a phonecall and he was speaking english, odd I thought then he said it was for me :O
It was the Greencard lottery guy, he asked me if I wanted to join the lottery and I said yes, then he asked some other questions and then I said that I can't join yet because I haven't finished high school then he said that he hoped I'd come back once I've done that and we hang up.

Then my mom got curious, maybe alittle afraid when some english speaking man calls me in Sweden, a second later he called again but I can't remember what he said this time, he was very gentle though and I'm glad I spoke with him.


Dunno why I posted this but I thought it was kinda funny :)
 
I hope you answered truthfully when he asked "Have you ever killed a hooker in your hotel room?"
 
I tell you something, i just went down to get a glass of water and i looked on the table and there was a plate on the table, hmmm.
Then when i came back upstairs i sat down with my glass of water and started drinking, it quenched my thirst which is good in this hot weather.
 
Terminator said:
I tell you something, i just went down to get a glass of water and i looked on the table and there was a plate on the table, hmmm.
Then when i came back upstairs i sat down with my glass of water and started drinking, it quenched my thirst which is good in this hot weather.
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I tell you, there is a remote control just an inch away from the monitor, I put it there last night and it's still there.

kirovman said:
I hope you answered truthfully when he asked "Have you ever killed a hooker in your hotel room?"
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He was to scared to ask. Did you tell your mother the truth when she found a used condom with bloody shit on it when she found it on your bed the day after your male friend slept over?
 
Haven't you been planning to come to the US for like...a year?
 
I'm telling you, knghenry and Garfield should exchange citizenships.

Or marry each other and get elligibility for dual citizenships. Or something.

The wedding would have to be in Sweden though.
 
Dalamari, yes I have

kirovman said:
I'm telling you, knghenry and Garfield should exchange citizenships.

Or marry each other and get elligibility for dual citizenships. Or something.

The wedding would have to be in Sweden though.
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Sounds like a plan but forget the marriage, I'd never even consider marrying a male, but I don't know about you, do you still have visits by your male friend or were you too hard on him?
 
Garfield_ said:
Dalamari, yes I have



Sounds like a plan but forget the marriage, I'd never even consider marrying a male, but I don't know about you, do you still have visits by your male friend or were you too hard on him?
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What are you talking about Garfield?





I'm allowing you to marry another man despite being your lover, just to get your citizenship.
 
kirovman said:
What are you talking about Garfield?





I'm allowing you to marry another man despite being your lover, just to get your citizenship.
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:O
 
Come to Canada, you can get married here.

In fact, I'll marry you to give you citizenship. But no sechs, I just want the bragging rights.
 
Hmmm, what happens to the citizenship if you marry then immediately divorce?
 
spookymooky said:
Hmmm, what happens to the citizenship if you marry then immediately divorce?
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Ooh ooh ohh! I know! I know!

Your balls fall off.

edit: if you want to live in the US, it's very - very - easy. Guys over there completely suck when it comes to charming the other sex (edit2: major generalisation). I'm pretty sure if you train yourself a little here, you'd get where you want with just a regular 3 month visa. I see guys trying to hit on women by taking out their credit card and waving with it (only to find out the bar doesn't take credit cards though). (edit2: you'd have to ask an american woman to marry you though. Jimi Hendrix warns us about'em)
 
I had a call from America today too. It was my mom telling me to wake up.
 
Geogaddi said:
America :cheese:
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gimme ur phone number, then il call you then you will have something sensible to post about:|
 
I dialed it.. Then I was like..

Oh..

EIGHT SIX SEVEN, FIVE THREE OH NIIIIIINE..
 
DreadLord1337 said:
I dialed it.. Then I was like..

Oh..

EIGHT SIX SEVEN, FIVE THREE OH NIIIIIINE..
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Explain....

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Cormeh said:
Don't go to America. I once asked for a rubber and said I was going out for a fag.

Haven't been allowed back since.
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hahahaha
 
Don't go to America. I once asked for a rubber and said I was going out for a fag.

Haven't been allowed back since.
 
" he was very gentle though and I'm glad I spoke with him."

I'm sure he was.
 
I had the same call a couple of months ago. I just wanted to check how much it cost to get into the lottery. I'm going to Uni and all that so I'm not really in need of a greencard... I'll prolly not even work in the US.

A couple of days later, they call me. My gawd, it was a nightmare. I said several times that i wasnt interested anymore and yadda yadda yadda, but she didnt understand that. After 10 minutes of talking to her, she "finally" connects me to her supervisor. "I SAID I WASNT INTERESTED!!" "Sir, Are you not interested in our service?" "No, I'm not" "So youre not interested?" "No."

She finaly hangs up. ****, Is this normal? I would never visit US of A after that call :D
 
I won the green card lottery once.

I was annoyed that the prize was literally a stupid green piece of card. I tore it up in disgust, because in lotteries you're supposed to win $millions?
 
I think it's disgusting that they have a green card lottery...
 
RakuraiTenjin said:
?

I don't understand.
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I think he means to say America feels so self-important that a green card is a loterry prize.
 
TheSomeone said:
I think he means to say America feels so self-important that a green card is a loterry prize.
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Um, the fact that it's used and is appreciated by many people says all that needs to be said.
 
Sooo, you guys just pick random people who apply to become citizens?
 
No, we rig the lotteries.

Oops. wait. Did I say that out loud?
 
RakuraiTenjin said:
Um, the fact that it's used and is appreciated by many people says all that needs to be said.
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I don't disagree with you.
 
If the Bourgeoisie come to power in Sweden this fall, I'm moving too :|

Not to the US, though, I enjoy being there on vacation, but I would never wanna live there.
 
Whats so bad about the Bourgeoisie ?
 
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