Can My Comp Run Hl2 Please Omg Like Whoa

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88,400,300ghz Pentium 999 6,000,000 FSB ASUS Motherboard
50GB RD Ram
ATI Radeion 50,000 Pro 5,000,000mb
1,000,000,000,000GB Harddrive @ 100,000,000,000,000,000 RPM
6000" Flat screen monitor
Windows 3.1

Am I safe?!:eek:
 
Make sure you download the newest drivers for the Radeon 50000000 pro so you can get the extra FPS.
 
Hrm, doesnt look like yyou have the super leet pro edition, your outa luck.
 
all i need is a joint and and an old kung-fu movie.......

ill be thinking that im plying hl2 before long... :)


btw .....my dolorian cpu runs at 1.21 jiggawats ...so i have a faster system :p
 
Dude, you need to overclock that to 3.76 jiggawats, or else your stuck with 2 fps....
 
yea seriously i saw a post like this a month ago and it wasnt even that funny then...but have your fun :dozey:
 
Originally posted by SpuD
Dude, you need to overclock that to 3.76 jiggawats, or else your stuck with 2 fps....
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Man, only 3.76?

Damn he can overclock higher than that POS, try to get at least 12 QuadroHertz (Qhz) outta that mother.
 
Your av has a cool concept art, is that what gordon will look like in HL2 final, or is it HL3 ver.?
 
Yea, well my computer is


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yeah, well, my computer is 1,000,000^1,000,000 thz. WEEEEEEEEEE. guinny, im sorry, but im afraid you aren't going to able to run your HL2 with 512x aa and 1024x af above 200 fps.
 
Originally posted by Pressure
Yea, well my computer is


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Man that's old tech. Mine is a 1 mikrohertz Biorythmic BPU :)
 
Guinny no offence, but that's a seriously poor joke. Even for you. I'd suggest deleting the thread before admin gets pissed off.
 
Its one thing to make posts like these in the threads that actually want to know if hl2 can run on their pc, but to make a whole thread out of it is stupid :dozey:
 
Originally posted by El_Chi
Guinny no offence, but that's a seriously poor joke. Even for you. I'd suggest deleting the thread before admin gets pissed off.
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Not to mention it's been done before. Sigh. But hey, he must be the king of comedy though, he's produced other gems like this one.
 
Didn't you forumers learn not to be so anal about a PC GAME FORUM? Lighten up, take the sticks out of your asses, and get some sense of humor, despite if it's corny, if you don't like it move past it.
 
Originally posted by guinny
Didn't you forumers learn not to be so anal about a PC GAME FORUM? Lighten up, take the sticks out of your asses, and get some sense of humor, despite if it's corny, if you don't like it move past it.
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I have a sense of humour, it just appears to be above this. I wonder why.
 
If it was funny I might laugh at this. But it's not so i won't.
 
Originally posted by guinny
88,400,300ghz Pentium 999 6,000,000 FSB ASUS Motherboard
50GB RD Ram
ATI Radeion 50,000 Pro 5,000,000mb
1,000,000,000,000GB Harddrive @ 100,000,000,000,000,000 RPM
6000" Flat screen monitor
Windows 3.1

Am I safe?!:eek:
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If that hard drive where real it cause so much wind it would anialate your city, the processor could be posible if you had it in a Super Fridge so it would become a super cunductor and have no resistance.
 
Haha you losers use super computers. Well I use VR so ner. :afro:
 
Yeah, well mine's a cyborg so it upgrades itself...
 
Originally posted by guinny
Didn't you forumers learn not to be so anal about a PC GAME FORUM? Lighten up, take the sticks out of your asses, and get some sense of humor, despite if it's corny, if you don't like it move past it.
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Says the Nr.1 spammer.
If you think that's fun..you've got a really really bad sense of humor. Someone needs to grow up.
 
Man.. your sense of humour is just past wrong.. like wrong is here \/ and past wrong is here..............................\/
 
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