Caption Competition #1

"Now put down your gun... and get me some tropical fruit bubblicious."

"And some skittles!"
 
'turns round, ... points gun'. WTF man! why didnt you tell me there was a midget following me!?!?,
 
JACKSON- "You don't think I'm a good actor, why you little **** face, mother****er, I should blow your ****ing head off!"

DIRECTOR-"eh, we are rolling you know J"

JACKSON- "You can ****ing shut the **** up too!!"
 
"Google, mother****er, can you use it!?"

Saw that one on 4chan =)
 
That was just a rumour Mike. The real reason why I made my girlfriend leave me was not because she was sleeping with another guy, but because she was using this very same gun while I was on vacation. Here have a smell. See what I mean, it always gets clogged up.
 
"YOU SAID 31th SEPTEMBER, BITCH!! YOU SAID 31th SEPTEMBER!!!!"
 
clarky003 said:
'turns round, ... points gun'. WTF man! why didnt you tell me there was a midget following me!?!?,
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That was funny...


"No! Dont hurts us! We just wants the precious thats all. We wouldnt wants to hurt master."
"Say that again! I dare you, i double dare you to say that again!"
 
"Why are you pointing a gun at me?" "I just saved money by switching to Geico"
 
craigweb2k said:
Lets see who can come up with the best caption for this.
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S.L.Jackson - "You pimpin' hoes, biatch?? ... How much is that one over there for the evenin'?"
 
"You think you can steal my Lucky Charms? Do I look like a f*ck!n leprechaun b1tch?"

Best I could come up with.
 
Brian Damage said:
I get it! I get it!

Who else does?
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/me raises hand enthusiastically.

Oh! Oh! Not me!! :D

S.L.J - "Is it coz I is black?"
 
"Oh you thought you would get away with stealing part of the source code?"

... I suck at this.


And no, I don't get it.
 
Mitoboy said:
"Oh you thought you would get away with stealing part of the source code?"

... I suck at this.
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God thing I didn't post that, I had the sema idea.:|:x
 
well my vote is fender's:

Fender357 said:
1) " Beta, MotherFu(ker!... did you download it?"
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maybe we should have a vote? oh and someone else choose a picture next :p
 
*POW*

S.L.J - "Oh god, I didn't realise the safety was off!"

Charlton Heston - "It's okay, son, it's your right as an American citizen..."

* Charlton Heston dies.
 
"Damn man [refering to guy in the corner] what the hell is this thing?"

"Um...

"Its trying to hump my leg! Get it off me of will dispose of it."
 
/me waits for someone to pick up on his Family Guy reference.

S.L.J - "Damn you Fetts are seedy little mother****ers without yo helmets, aint ya?"
 
"I didn't realise the present you mentioned was actually a grenade, my girlfriend was not so lucky!"

S.L.JACKSON breaks out in tears
 
SLJ:"So Broccoli, mother says your good for me, Well I'm no good for you!"

"What the hel-"

SLJ:"STOPMOCKINGME!"
 
This makes no sense, but, I watched IFG again.. :D
 
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