Caption Contest For My Tshirt

[Pod]

Hi. I know a lot fo you wont know me on the forums, but i hope any of you from the irc room will know me
Basically i'm getting a few custom printed tshirts done, and i can't think up a caption for this design

http://poddster.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/art/shirtbw22.jpg

The Front will use : "Hissssssss!" or "Arghh, it burns" or some variant of my choosing, whilst the back will contain a sentance length caption, increasing the funny. Unfortunaly i can't come up with one. The best ive had so far is

"Having not seen sunlight since he was 3 years old, Pod- quickly burnt to a crisp when a rogue gap appeared in his curtains."

Please contribute, and remember, that art is copywrited :E

 

[Punzz]

"Stay back, you evil being"
or..
"Take the chair, i have so much to live for"

 

[TechnoHippyChic]

Zee plane!!

 

[LoneDeranger]

"Aahh! Photons!"

 

[burnzie]

"Aahh my retinas!"

 

[SpuD]

Whhhh!

 

[Brian Damage]

"Fear the Shiny Thing. The Great Glowing Orb Of Doom."

Yes.

Seeya.

 

[Trillian-2hot]

Bright light! Bright light!!

Quote from : Gremlins (mokway says it when he duplicate himself)

 

[Brian Damage]

Actually it's "Bright Light! Light Bright!", he's Gizmo the Mogwai, and he says it when he gets caught in the aforementioned Bright Light.

But good idea!

Seeya.

 

[Trillian-2hot]

Originally posted by Brian Damage
Actually it's "Bright Light! Light Bright!", he's Gizmo the Mogwai, and he says it when he gets caught in the aforementioned Bright Light.

But good idea!

Seeya.

LOL. !
I've seen that movie 10 years ago for the last time.And you know it exactly. Thx for updating my old bubbling grey system.

 

[Marijn]

Zee gogles. Zee do nothing !!!
or
Zee gogles. Zee do nothing !!11oneone
if you're in a real geeky mood.

 

[Dux]

Ahhhh! Natural light! Get it off me! get it off!

 

[Hudson]

"hiissss!!!!!!"
"AHH SOLAR ENERGY!!"

 

[Zerimski]

"Windows: The Silent Killer" or "Every time you drive with full beams, God kills a nerd".

 

[nw909]

~
kill

or

~
end_light

 

[ankalar]

"TEH SUN IZ COMING"
then on the back
"J/K n00b"

You should definitely put that there, this way you would be made fun of for being the nerdiest kid on earth.

 

[LoneDeranger]

Photon shield breached!

 

[Fender357]

God: I told you not to touch it!

 

[Warbie]

WTF is that??!!

//edit - u guys ever go outside and think 'woh those trees look really good, check out the grass - it's moving'!! It's been happening to me recently - time to cut back on the games :/

 

[nw909]

I keep looking outside at brick walls and constantly think "Nice bumpmapping"

 

[Gashtar]

"ZEE GOGGLES! ZEY DO NOTHING!"

 

[SpuD]

Undo the daystar!

Kill the daystar!

something like that.

 

[Pressure]

"Ah, It burns! Damn you sun light! I'll be late for my clan match!"

 

[SilentKilla]

lol @
~
end_light

 

[burnzie]

Originally posted by Gashtar
"ZEE GOGGLES! ZEY DO NOTHING!"

lol, one of the greatest simpsons moments

:cheers:

 

[ComradeBadger]

I reckon:

"Pod realised that he really should have welded those curtains shut"

or if you wanna be very nerd-ish:

"/me ph33rs t3h 5uN!!11!!one!!1"

 

[simmo]

Originally posted by nw909
I keep looking outside at brick walls and constantly think "Nice bumpmapping"

genius!

 

[Pod]

some very good entries, some.... not? so good entries

i dont get these goggle references though sorry. Could anyone enlighten me?

 

[Fat Tony!]

How about "Pod died a fools death,Dont stick forks in sockets"

 

[Saltpeter]

'0wn3d'

 

[bastard_loud]

Hmm.. Contest eh? What's the prize?
It better be good, otherwise i'm not even telling you my idea.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Originally posted by Pod
some very good entries, some.... not? so good entries

i dont get these goggle references though sorry. Could anyone enlighten me?

We need some Simpsons in here! STAT!!!!!

Heh, that's actually kinda fun

 

[XtAkm4p]

"sv_sun 0! sv_sun 0!!11onehundredeleven!1!"

 

[Pressure]

I never had this problem when I lived in the basement.

 

[FictiousWill]

enter the void,
return zero.


wtf i dunno!

 

[burnzie]

GOD: Now you've really pissed me off!