'Carrot Incident'

[Cormeh]

Not what you might think, you HL2.net veterans, you!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tees/7084003.stm

I have to admit, I laughed childishly.

"Is that a carrot in your pocket?"

 

[lePobz]

All driving instructors are weird. Not all as weird as that fruitcake though ... Dirty old perverts should be rounded up and shot.

 

[Remus]

Not what you might think, you HL2.net veterans, you!

Actually it was exactly what I expected... I've been hanging around here too long:|

 

[Druckles]

Lmao! Brilliant. Weirdo driving instructor

I doubt he did make a move on the other girl, probably just another person trying to make their claim to fame

 

[The Monkey]

Aaah, the carrot incident. That brings me back...

 

[Tyguy]

did he peel it, because thats just wrong if he didnt

 

[Pesmerga]

did he peel it, because thats just wrong if he didnt

Unpeeled > Peeled

 

[Tyguy]

Unpeeled > Peeled

theres gotta be a circumcision joke in here somewhere...

 

[Pesmerga]

That's what I was cutting for.

 

[Stigmata]

Peeled looks better.

 

[The Monkey]

Unpeeled > Peeled

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Why would the unnatural looks be better than the natural?

 

[Druckles]

Why would the unnatural looks be better than the natural?

How can you say that around such wonderful architecture around you like the Pringle building?

 

[mortiz-Redux]

I saw this in my local newspaper (yes I live in Teesside). I thought it was pretty damn funny.

 

[Phobie]

I can't believe you guys were just talking about peeled or unpeeled carrots in that...sense...

well done though.

Also lol story.

 

[K e r b e r o s]

Dirty old perverts should be rounded up and shot.

You're going to become one too!

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Sad truth. lol unpeeled > peeled.

 

[The Monkey]

Unpeeled carrots enjoy penetrating the earth more than peeled ones.

 

[Naudian]

When police arrested him they also found naked photos in the glove box of his Vauxhall Corsa.

Heh, when I first read that I thought, "naked photos of a car?"

 

[Reginald]

My driving instructor was a right pervert. But who cares? It's hilarious. And I can tell he wouldn't do it with women in the car. Some just take it too far.