Cars christians should avoid

As much as I'd love to, I doubt that it's a joke...seeing how this is a blog that's constantly posting articles like this one...if it's a joke, then they're putting a whole lot of effort into it.
 
Pulse said:
Wow, you've got your own personal stalker Piggy. Unless Brother Izzy is a poster here

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:O. It seems I now come from the southern USA.

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Atomic_Piggy Says:
January 4, 2008 at 5:36 pm

Brother Izzy, I am not even from America. Yep, I am so southern.

Second of all, what the hell are you talking about?

Meh, I guess you are far too much of a homophobic brainwashed moron to talk sense.
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Brother Izzy Says:
January 4, 2008 at 5:47 pm

Perhaps in the original post I didn’t make it that clear

”In the days of globalisation finding the right choice of car is becoming even more difficult for good Christians. A person’s choice of car says a lot about the person and they should be chosen wisely.

We have cars that are the motors of choice for the sodomites. Cars that loony left wingers drive, cars that have been manufactured in countries who worship pagan Gods, Cars that are the car of choice for the kerb crawlers, and the list goes on.

I don’t actually think there is a true Christian car out there which meets all the Godly criteria necessary, but being tolerant Christians we realise it would be impractical to suggest that cars should be banned, (we will leave that for the Labour, Conservative and Lib Democrats) therefore we can only highlight cars which shouldn’t be considered as good Christian modes of transport.”

The point I was making was cars have a type cast attached to them, and if you want to be seen as holier than though and lead a true christian ethical lifestyle and want people to see you for that, certain cars choices can give you a false image if you make the wrong choice.
For example: would you see a Church senior driving a Subaru Impreza with tinted windows, Ray Volks alloys, roof vents and stickered up with 555 graphics ?
or would you see the church warden with a mini skirt high heel shoes and piercings everywhere ?
Hypothetically the people mentioned in the examples could be just as good as the next person, but first impressions count and that’s the moral of the blog
Choose wisely before you buy, As I said they wouldn’t be a perfect Christian ethical car available. My car isn’t, but its not Chav and its not a kerb crawler, its a cross between 2nd childhood car and ethical car.
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lol i only respect him because he claims to drive a camaro. But still anyone who gets in the least bit offended by this clown is a douche.
 
Pope Benedict Says:
October 28, 2007 at 10:44 pm

Man you is cheeky ****as wid de Golf bit! Don’t you know I is de Pope and I had a bangin’ Golf before me big promotion to grand fromage of de roman candles! Wikid motor that was, me popemobile sucks ass wid no ice an no tunez! Hear me now! You is all going ta hell in a handcart pushed by me old boss, Adolf. Innit!
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haha :LOL:
 
Also every post is moderated to what they want it to look like
 
Shameful.

Still not funny to me even if it is a satire.
 
Dalamari said:
It's a joke first of all, and second of all, the Audi TT is a VERY gay car
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what?
 
It's a jail kind of gay... It gives it up the ass, it doesn't take it.
 
I've got to agree here, I'm not into guys driving the Audi TT. I just think they look so feminine.
 
The people who own [NSX's] live in distant memories and still consider the car to be superior to others on the road, even though a decent hot hatch will now beat it around the track.
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except this guy is a moron...NSX's run low 8 minute lap times around the 'ring. Which is up there with the 911 GT3, viper GTS, Z8, RS4, M6, 355 GTB, and clk63.

Yea I'm sure any old 'hot hatch' will be beat it around a track. I hate when idiots make blanket statements like that. "That car is old! Even a base model kia spectra is better than a ______ year old super car!"
 
new 09 NSX concept...what do you all think of it? :

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I like the design. Only thing that I'm not a big fan of is the front end, it's too plain for me.
 
its gonna be like the 2009 Supra concept, it will never come out and it's just plain ugly
 
Win.
And yes, most of those sites are satire.
Could someone tell me when we started using the word satire?
 
I'm not much for futuristic looking concepts, my favorite years were the 90's, it was a great year for the import car
 
BowSniper said:
I'm not much for futuristic looking concepts, my favorite years were the 90's, it was a great year for the import car
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yea the NSX model in the 90's was pretty bad ass. Also the supra, and of course the 92-96 honda prelude with the best dashboard layout evar. :D

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Nice post Emporius. I too, wish to contribute something...
 
Heh, the mods pulled a fast one.

shoopdawoop Says:
January 4, 2008 at 3:24 pm

LOL Christians are hilarious.

Enjoy wasting your lives on a fictitious novel written by a pack of barbaric Jews. You filth removedretarded mongoloids. I am a raging homo and I love manlove
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Jesus rides on the back of the ****ing Loch Ness Monster anyway.

Stupid bitches...
 
I'm curious as to how they knew Atomic Piggy was from HL2.net

Google?
 
Well now they have taken a shot at my country too. Fancy that guys, apparently we are all f*gs.

EDIT: That site needs to be hacked and destroyed, its so full of bollocks.
 
LOL

I detect a lot of Canadian game players on here LOL
How can you take a halflife player seriously ? they live in fantasy land
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Lmao we live in fantasy land.
 
just screw all these cars and get one of these.
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im telling you, its got atheist rich guy written all over it. look at that paintjob?

im going to hell. :(
 
.Wolf. said:
just screw all these cars and get one of these.
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im telling you, its got atheist rich guy written all over it. look at that paintjob?

im going to hell. :(
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Ugh, the new Chargers are all driven by old people, they are so not cool
 
So THAT'S what the Chavmobile looks like? I thought it was smaller and less round in its shapes. Anyway, I bet Jesus would drive a Pickup Hummer or just a plain Pickup Truck.
 
ME? CHAV? How dare you speak such words of insolance you vile pig.

HERE is your chavmobile.

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BURN IT.









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