Cat thermal energy!

[hool10]

NEW SMYRNA BEACH, Fla. -- About 50 cats, 20 ducks and 15 turkeys were taken from a New Smyrna Beach home, and a woman was arrested after her 84-year-old mother told authorities that she kept warm by covering herself with the animals, according to Volusia County sheriff's deputies.

.......................... Holy shit. There has got to be dead cats in there right? Well you guessed right but not in the place you would think:

Two dead cats were also found in a freezer, where they were being stored until they could be cremated, Bosket told sheriff's deputies.

http://www.local6.com/news/18162890/detail.html

Like just everything is wrong in that house. Burn the house down, BURN IT DOWN!

 

[mechanicallizard]

kept herself warm by covering herself with the animals

why. the. f***. would. you. do. that.

 

[hool10]

I like to keep my 2 small Rat Terriers to sleep with me. They keep me warm but that's because they are clean dogs and it's not for survival like in this case.

 

[mechanicallizard]

okay fine its not bad but she should have cleaned up the s***. now theyre gonna have to call in
a napalm strike. OH WELL.

 

[bodhi]

does she mean keep them for warmth as in (because they all walk around shitting or whatever) the heat they give off as a bi-product (sp?) is whats keeping her home warm? or is she covering herself with the animals like some kind of cat/duck/turkey sweater?

...in which case how does she keep them from falling off her? does she tape or glue them? do they enjoy or even mind that? why not spend less money by not having so many animals to feed and get some heating or thicker clothing?

so many questions, so little time and/or comprehension of what the **** is going on.

 

[Eejit]

Surely that can't be the cheapest way of keeping warm. They'd eat a lot wouldn't they?

 

[' meow]

maybe she was planning on eating the dead cats in the freezer.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Although she had 2 dead cats in the freezer all the other animals were alive, which I'm not sure if people understood, considering animal control officers took custody of them.

does she mean keep them for warmth as in (because they all walk around shitting or whatever) the heat they give off as a bi-product (sp?) is whats keeping her home warm? or is she covering herself with the animals like some kind of cat/duck/turkey sweater?

...in which case how does she keep them from falling off her? does she tape or glue them? do they enjoy or even mind that? why not spend less money by not having so many animals to feed and get some heating or thicker clothing?

NO, you are even more INSANE. She is obviously referring to them sitting on her or around her. A cat sleeping on your lap / bed keeps you warm. She's mentally deficient obviously and pulled that excuse from no where in a last ditch attempt to keep the animals IMO. That is completely fine if she had bothered to look after them properly, which she wasn't. Thus...back in the wheelbarrow to the home.

maybe she was planning on eating the dead cats in the freezer.

With you username I'm imagining the cats locked in one room thinking about your two friends in the freezer "what do you think she's going to do to us next!?"

 

[bodhi]

NO, you are even more INSANE. She is obviously referring to them sitting on her or around her. A cat sleeping on your lap / bed keeps you warm.

told authorities that she kept warm by covering herself with the animals

see im not crazy, she literally COVERS herself in ducks, turkeys and cats.

this of course raises the issue of how you keep them all from fighting when they are strapped with such close proximity... you know, because they're all over her. several are probably whiskers/beak to ass as well. poor things.

 

[Asuka]

Lmfao..

 

[MJ12]

Surely that can't be the cheapest way of keeping warm.

But it's cuddly.

 

[<RJMC>]

new energy source?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

My thoughts exactly RJMC. I came into this thread expecting something completely different, but NOOOOOOO ****** had to make the title misleading.

 

[Avoidist]

Cats aren't powerful enough for a new energy source. Nibblonians are far more efficient.