Catching a racoon.

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NJD2003 said:
Need help cathing this damn racoon, any tips help.
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come again?

/me remembers a line from forest gump.

"when raccoons try to get on our back porch momma just chases em off with a broom"
 
bahahaha,

Do you have any traps? Shotguns? Chickens? Little brothers?
 
Dress up like a girl racoon and.. um.. present.. in front of them.
 
NJD2003 said:
Need help cathing this damn racoon, any tips help.
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HAHA funny that you mention it. We've had a racoon problem but it's solved now. Just go get a cage of some sort, where they will run in and eat their little treat and it triggers and shuts. We got a few this way but poor little bastards had rabis' so we drowned them. Sad I know plus we didn't have a trank gun at the time.
 
You can't. Raccoons are a far more intelligent race than man, and have proved it time and time again.
 
lure it to a certain location then catch it and call some animal guys over to your house to bring it back home or whatever.
 
Cover a peice of bread in dish washing detergent(the scented kind) and prop up a bucket with a stick tied to some string, and put the bread under it...sit in your lawn chair and wait.
 
Z|insane said:
No they arent... are they??
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Yes yes they are far more intelligent. This is what you do, get one friend to come over and hide in the bushs next to a piece of meat that will be used as bait for the racoon. Now as the racoon approaches throw a flash grenade right in front of the racoon BOOM!
That racoon cant see sh*t now, this is when you radio your buddy (walkie talkies are about 30 bucks at your local radioshak) to jump from the bushs and AWP his ass while hes dazzed and confused. Problem solved.
 
ahh that is the racoon
here we call them "mapache"

why not buy a furios and dangerous dog to kill him?
 
<RJMC> said:
ahh that is the racoon
here we call them "mapache"

why not buy a furios and dangerous dog to kill him?
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NJD prolly doesn't want to die along with it... ;)
 
im being serious. dig a hole, 2-3 feet deep, and place sharpened shish-ka-bob sticks (they are at safeway or other grocery stores) at the bottom. cover it with small twigs and leaves. put a cracker with peanut butter mixed with rat poison. not the liquid kind, but the pellets. you may kill a couple cats, but trust me. it will be worth it. you may have to build 1 or 2 more. if its a big racoon you may need to big a much deeper pit. happy hunting.

edit: not sure if this works for racoons but its nabbed me a few pesky squirrals and bald eagles.
 
ummm call the humane society, they'll do it for free
 
CptStern said:
ummm call the humane society, they'll do it for free
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First logical idea so far in this thread. I would call the humane society. The racoon doesn't need to die for no reason at all.
 
mchammer75040 said:
Yes yes they are far more intelligent. This is what you do, get one friend to come over and hide in the bushs next to a piece of meat that will be used as bait for the racoon. Now as the racoon approaches throw a flash grenade right in front of the racoon BOOM!
That racoon cant see sh*t now, this is when you radio your buddy (walkie talkies are about 30 bucks at your local radioshak) to jump from the bushs and AWP his ass while hes dazzed and confused. Problem solved.
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or yust downlad ambot and shott the racoon nubs ass
 
Why the hell does he need to die ffs, just catch him and let him go somewhere..
 
JunkieXL said:
Why the hell does he need to die ffs, just catch him and let him go somewhere..
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maybe because were gamers. thus all the leetspeak and cs references in this thread.
 
gh0st said:
maybe because were gamers. thus all the leetspeak and cs references in this thread.
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OmG LIEK POP A CAPZOR IN TEH RAXCOONZ AZZ LOLLL!!!11

GET UR AWP AND POP IT W00T 1337 5|-|1+ DAWG!

Alright now,

If the fsecking thing has rabies, I'd kill it somehow.

If it's just being annoying and retarded call them there humane society place where they sent my first born.
 
Dont be a panzy its a f*cking racoon injure it and crucify it in your frontyard to warn all other racoons or children to not come in your yard. :naughty:
 
Just a random addition:

A raccoon once unzipped a bag I left outside, unscrewed a container of breakfast cereal, ate the contents, and replaced it. I woke up (was camping) and saw it leave the bag when I exited my tent.

Them's damn smart buggers.
 
mchammer75040 said:
Dont be a panzy its a f*cking racoon injure it and crucify it in your frontyard to warn all other racoons or children to not come in your yard. :naughty:
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that was the manliest thing ive heard all day.
 
gh0st said:
that was the manliest thing ive heard all day.
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Thank you I try my best to make up for the lack of it on these forums ;).



FictiousWill said:
Just a random addition:

A raccoon once unzipped a bag I left outside, unscrewed a container of breakfast cereal, ate the contents, and replaced it. I woke up (was camping) and saw it leave the bag when I exited my tent.

Them's damn smart buggers..
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Are you sure it was a racoon? Maybe it was someone passing by just wanting a late night snack.....
 
Tracks, plus claw marks on canister. Plus I saw the critter get out of the bag. I'm fairly confident the raccoon did it.
 
FictiousWill said:
Tracks, plus claw marks on canister. Plus I saw the critter get out of the bag. I'm fairly confident the raccoon did it.
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they cant be that smart if they dont know to use latex gloves
 
i remember when my dog was in a fight with a badger(no offence ComradeBadger :P) i was like 7. I tock a shovel and hit the badger in the back..then it ran away..so if u have a dog..use the dog to lure the racoon out and then hit it with a shovel :D :D
 
Take it from me...being southern and all.Rifle or Shotgun....take your pick.
 
Learn the language of the racoon, gain its trust, breed with its womenfolk and, in time, your differences will eventually disappear.
Sorry that's completely lifted from Family Guy. I am ashamed.

mchammer, that was bloody hilarious. Sensible solutions to a safer backyard :)
 
While the racoon is running down the street, paint a picture of a tunnel onto the canyon wall.
Then, when he tries to run into it: WHAM!
 
Mechagodzilla said:
While the racoon is running down the street, paint a picture of a tunnel onto the canyon wall.
Then, when he tries to run into it: WHAM!
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Oh you think that will happen, experience shows me that the racoon will run through the tunnel and when you try it you'll knock yourself out.

Give acme a call and see what tricks they have
 
What the hell is wrong with you people? you're all like Cartman, you see an animal you just want to hit it with a stick?
 
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