Catching a racoon.

[NJD2003]

This racoon is a big fat f*cker. Anyways, I have no gun. I have 2 outside cats, so I don't want to use rat poison. I'll probably just give the humane society a call and get some traps from em.

 

[Brian Damage]

Headbutt the little bugger!

Oog, I'm posting too late at night here. Maybe you could start a rumour among the local wildlife of a secret lost island of beautiful amazon racoonesses that lies about a hundred miles "yonder"? Y'never know, he might believe it. Or if it's a female, just invert the story...