Cereal

Lucky Charms, but they are hard to get where I live an expensive. Also sugary to ****.

I have a bowl of Weetos in the morning, but I get bored of the same cereal after a month or two so it changes.
 
cereal is the one thing that you can always rely on for breakfast, and thats what i like about it. cant be ****ed up. ever.
 
Lucky Charms, but they are hard to get where I live an expensive. Also sugary to ****.

I have a bowl of Weetos in the morning, but I get bored of the same cereal after a month or two so it changes.

Five pounds a box in Selfridges, almost.

FIVE POUNDS.
 
Cheerios, the classic. Although sometimes when I'm feeling a bit wacky I'll reach for a box of Cap'n Crunch
 
35 posts and no one has mentioned Honey Bunches of Oats yet

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Oh, wtf. How did i forget those? I get those after I get honey nuts, because I always seem to have left over honey nuts that are just not enough to qualify for another bowl. Mixing the leftovers with Honey Bunches of Oats saves me from that dilemma, and tastes quite good as well.
 
I've always eaten cereal dry. No milk. I've had it maybe 3 times in my life with milk.

I really eat the generic brand so I don't know the name. Corn flakes, Cheerios, Total.
 
My best friend also eats his cereal without milk. What the hell is wrong with you people?
 
Raisin Bran Crunch and Cocoa Pebbles are my favorites.
 
how do you include one?

There is a short period (maybe 5 minutes, or even less) after you initially post that you can edit the post without an edit timestamp message coming up. If you edit it after that it adds one.
 
So let's have it. Do you love to have a big bowl of cold cereal? Or are you more of a person who enjoys a hot breakfast like oatmeal or something?

I ****ing love cereal. Very rarely is there a cereal I don't like. Breakfast, lunch, dinner... midnight snack. Good anytime, and best when ice cold!

Right now I'm eating Malt-O-Meal Blueberry Muffin Top cereal and it's fantastic.

Here's a review for it.

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/247847/maltomeals_new_blueberry_muffin_tops.html?cat=22

And I have to ****ing concur. But I know some of you taste elitists will complain.


God dammit. this was supposed to have a poll. I screwed up.

Holy shit, Raziaar, I'm eating the same thing. I ****ing love it.
 
I very, very rarely have cereal, but when I do, I put a very minimal amount of milk in.

Like, just enough to get all the cereal wet and awesome, but not soggy.

Just Right ftmfw.
 
I've always eaten cereal dry. No milk. I've had it maybe 3 times in my life with milk.

I really eat the generic brand so I don't know the name. Corn flakes, Cheerios, Total.

I hate crunchy cereal, so eating it without milk is a no go for me.
 
I drown my cereal with milk. If there's no milk, it's just like dog food, and I'm no Kry- I mean, dog!
 
WAFFLE CRISP or Reese's puffs. I think they discontinued waffle crisp though.
 
I am a legendary master of eating cereal.

Always get a spoonfull from the center, allowing the edges to stay above the milk line. As the center diminishes after repeated spoonfulls, the cereal at the bottom of the bowl around the edges will fill in the empty void in the center, allowing the crunchy top layer outer rim of cereal to slowly sink and become soaked in milk, as if you had just poured a new bowl. Continuing in this way, taking from the center, the cereal will remain the perfect balance of soaked, yet crispy.

A half a box of cereal in one bowl is not out of the question. Soggy cereal is a thing of the past.
 
I think the worst thing about the collapse of civilisation would be no more cold delicious milk on your cereal in the morning.

I once poured orange juice into my bowl of cereal and the milk into a glass. I thought "****it" then poured the rest of the milk into the orangejuiced up cereal.

God that was disgusting.
 
I think 'Mr-Fusion' would make a fantastic name for a breakfast cereal.
 
I think 'Mr-Fusion' would make a fantastic name for a breakfast cereal.

I really want to see a breakfast cereal that contains only beef jerky, or only freeze dryed fruit.

No. I know. Beef jerky mixed with freeze dryed fruit. Mr. Fusion ®.
 
Mr. Fusion must be purple and fruity for some reason.

"A Fantastic Fusion of Fruit Flavors!" TM
 
This is no children's breakfast. It will require identification for purchase. Probably a fingerprint scanner before the box opens, I'm not sure.
 
After you get into the box, they give you the coordinates to the actually bag of cereal.
Each bite is filled with fruity clusters of LSD. The cereal is so badass, every bite contains a small explosive. Each piece must be carefully defused before consuming. After the consumption of the cereal, you will fall into a coma for 3 years, and wake up with no skin.
Mr. Fusion ® "A Fantastic Fusion of Fruit Flavors!" ™
 
At first I thought:

LSD?!

Then I thought:

Defusing bombs small enough to fit on individual cereal flakes for breakfast seems to be quite LSD.
 
I think the worst thing about the collapse of civilisation would be no more cold delicious milk on your cereal in the morning.

I once poured orange juice into my bowl of cereal and the milk into a glass. I thought "****it" then poured the rest of the milk into the orangejuiced up cereal.

God that was disgusting.

Hahahaha. Man that had me laughing, because I could imagine what a nasty ass meal that would be.

Here's something I enjoy. You pour yourself a bowl of cereal with delicious milk. You THEN get yourself a GLASS of milk to drink while you eat the cereal. For some reason, the milk feels extra cold to my mouth when I do it that way and it's amazing.
 
This thread is starting to make me sick.
 
I eat kiddie cereal like Honey Stars and CoCo Crunch and Trix.

Ive been dying for Oreo-Os BUT I DON'T FIND THEM ON SHELVES ANYMORE
 
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