CERN: Proof of Extra Dimensions Possible Next Year

Never mind all that debunking nonsense. Let's talk about what those extra dimensions might be apart from height, length and breadth. Cheesiness? Moral culpability? Intensity? Smell?!?
 
HAHA. there are no other dimensions, except the ones that my weiner inhabits
 
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About 38 atoms of antihydrogen are stored for about two-tenths of a second by researchers at CERN. With some fine-tuning, scientists should be able to make enough antimatter to examine why it doesn't seem to exist in nature.
Scientists briefly trap a form of antimatter

"This is kind of a big deal."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/...entists-in-dramatic-physics-breakthrough.html
http://www.latimes.com/news/science/la-sci-trapped-antihydrogen-20101118,0,2787137.story

http://news.google.com/news/search?aq=f&pz=1&cf=all&ned=us&hl=en&q=cern
 
Between this, dark matter/energy, and the unavoidable chilling of the universe to such an extent that life cannot exist, I really don't know if I can take in any more "new dimension" or "new invisible forms of matter" news today. All of this stuff is daunting, and a bit scary.
 
The fourth and fifth dimensions are eventually revealed to be godliness and cleanliness. Christians and homosexuals rejoice together for the first time in recorded history.
 
Well yeah, sorta. Only that would violate causality, so the equations were re-examined to remove that little problem. If memory serves me correctly, Dirac did it. 'Course, my memory's pretty much dead at this point but don't let that stop you believing me.
 
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