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If Barney dies will have to buy our own friggin beer when this whole mess is over with!! ;(Samon said it perfectly. My husband thinks Barney will die, but you can't kill Gordon's best friend!!! If Barney dies, I'll kill myself ;.;
You should write for VALVe.
Unless Tower is still alive. He owes us all a beer.If Barney dies will have to buy our own friggin beer when this whole mess is over with!! ;(
It's the most brilliant fucking thing I've read all week.
Also, nobody will die. Killing off characters is something they've said they take very lightly. After already knocking off Eli, I think another one might be too soon, and would feel like it was done for the mere sake of killing somebody.
Not in action films they don't. It's a bad story telling technique when we have so few characters.Why? I don't really get your and Samons point here, its a multi-universal war, where whole planets gets destroyed... People die all the time!
Not in action films they don't. It's a bad story telling technique when we have so few characters.
Why? I don't really get your and Samons point here, its a multi-universal war, where whole planets gets destroyed... People die all the time!
i find it highly unlikely for almost all the characters on the poll to die (mabye thats jest my heart speaking) but i ges judith or alyx could be done along with dog unfortenitly
The one that im sure almost wont happen is gordan freeman beacuse of the fact that Valve while be making more half lifes (or half lives). I bet that near the end gordan will run around a corner for some reason and a sniper while be like BOoM HEADSHOT! And when the bullet is inches away from Gordans Head, G-Man while com in a bit disapointed that you could be caught of guard (considering g-man puta alot of high hopes in gordan, like hes his hitman or something). Then you get teleported back to the train with the teleporter from half life 1 and g-man while ask "Our benafactors have decided to give you one last chance, mister freeman, will you take it or not?" if you do step throught the teleporter, then you go back to the sniper place 5 inches away from the bullet and you shoot a smg round into the window, if you dont go through the teleporter then you get teleported back to where you were and the sniper bullet goes into your head ;(
but thats jest my thought (iv got like ten thousand more).
i find it highly unlikely for almost all the characters on the poll to die (mabye thats jest my heart speaking) but i ges judith or alyx could be done along with dog unfortenitly
The one that im sure almost wont happen is gordan freeman beacuse of the fact that Valve while be making more half lifes (or half lives). I bet that near the end gordan will run around a corner for some reason and a sniper while be like BOoM HEADSHOT! And when the bullet is inches away from Gordans Head, G-Man while com in a bit disapointed that you could be caught of guard (considering g-man puta alot of high hopes in gordan, like hes his hitman or something). Then you get teleported back to the train with the teleporter from half life 1 and g-man while ask "Our benafactors have decided to give you one last chance, mister freeman, will you take it or not?" if you do step throught the teleporter, then you go back to the sniper place 5 inches away from the bullet and you shoot a smg round into the window, if you dont go through the teleporter then you get teleported back to where you were and the sniper bullet goes into your head ;(
but thats jest my thought (iv got like ten thousand more).
i find it highly unlikely for almost all the characters on the poll to die (mabye thats jest my heart speaking) but i ges judith or alyx could be done along with dog unfortenitly
The one that im sure almost wont happen is gordan freeman beacuse of the fact that Valve while be making more half lifes (or half lives). I bet that near the end gordan will run around a corner for some reason and a sniper while be like BOoM HEADSHOT! And when the bullet is inches away from Gordans Head, G-Man while com in a bit disapointed that you could be caught of guard (considering g-man puta alot of high hopes in gordan, like hes his hitman or something). Then you get teleported back to the train with the teleporter from half life 1 and g-man while ask "Our benafactors have decided to give you one last chance, mister freeman, will you take it or not?" if you do step throught the teleporter, then you go back to the sniper place 5 inches away from the bullet and you shoot a smg round into the window, if you dont go through the teleporter then you get teleported back to where you were and the sniper bullet goes into your head ;(
but thats jest my thought (iv got like ten thousand more).
I sincerely hope you're joking. because I laughed so hard.
God, I hate bullets going into my head.
Unless Tower is still alive. He owes us all a beer.
Shucks. Oh well, I can't stand beer anyway.Tower is dead.
Dude, the majority are taking the piss out of you if you didn't realise because of the hilarity of your grammer combined with the hilarity of your ideas and the way you present them, to put it bluntly.
He's a soldier in Opposing Force.o and someone mind telling me who Tower is? From half life 1 or something cause i dont remmember someone named Tower!?
All the main characters of Half-Life will have a massive orgy and then they will all die of AIDS! That would be some game.
Unless Tower is still alive. He owes us all a beer.
Thus, Episode Three ends in a remote drinking establishment called 'The Engineer Rooms' where you meet the grizzled old Black Mesa veterans and Barney for a drink whilst the G-Man karaokes 'Funky Town' to a heckling crowd of Scientists and Vortiguants. After the credits roll, you get a bonus scene where Dr Magnusson is ejected from the bar for throwing a bottle of piss at Kliener during a rendition of 'Killing Me Softly'. He vows to start his own Resistance-themed tavern with his delcious home brewed 'Magnusson's On Ice' before passing out in a puddle and mumbling about the Biozeminades that whispered in his ear, telling him to tamper with the sample back at Black Mesa. The commentary track hints at the upcoming sequel Half-Life 3: Geiger's Counterattack.But did the engineer say he was going to buy the "whole damn bar"