Charles Bronson is more badass than Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel combined

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Watch any of the Deathwish movies and you will agree

nuff said
 
Bronson > All, including Short Recoil

I have a favorite Charles Bronson story. Both Bronson and the Swedish director Ingmar Bergman had the same agent, Paul Kohner, and the same publicist, the legendary Ernie Anderson. When Bergman left Sweden in a well-publicized dispute with the tax authorities, he visited Los Angeles for the first time, and asked Kohner to arrange a visit to a studio. Bronson was making an action picture at the time, and Kohner assigned Anderson to arrange a meeting between the two clients. Anderson was hesitant, because Bronson sometimes kidded him: "I know this isn't a Bergman picture, but it may make a few bucks." After he introduced the two men, Bergman asked him to explain the scene he was doing. "This is the scene where I get shot," Bronson said. "I have these little squibs that explode to make it look like bullets are hitting." "Fascinating," said Bergman. "I never knew how they did that." "You mean," asked Bronson, "you don't use machine guns in your movies?"
--Roger Ebert
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Sean Connery> this bronson fellow even if he IS past his prime!
 
Bronson is amazing. How can you beat a guy who walks in with a .357 and blasts anyone and everyone?
 
Here's a poll idea. Rate the following actors who are trying to be bada$$, from 'well done' to 'you suck'. Note that 'trying' doesn't mean 'is'. Bruce Lee 'is' (was) bada$$, for example, and is exempt from this list. Jackie Chan is trying to be funny moreso than bada$$, and is exempt from this list. I kept Short Recoil off the list so he wouldn't wreck the curve. :laugh:

Bruce Willis
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Dolph Lundgren
Clint Eastwood
Steven Segal
Charles Bronson
Chuck Norris
Jean-Claude Van Damme
Jet Li
Sylvester Stallone

Certainly there are others worthy of mention in this list, but man do I want to put these guys in a jar, add some pistols, swords, and rocket launchers, and shake them up.
 
Bruce Willis = no, he was in a ****ing Disney movie ffs
Arnold = Jingle All The Way, nuff said
Dolph = Sure
Clint = Bridges of Madison County
Steven Segal = He acts like he has down syndrome
Charles Bronson = The Winner
Chuck Norris = Tied for first with Charles
Jean-Claude Van Damme = Universal Soldier, ffs, what a horrible action movie
Jet Li = Too small
Sylvester Stallone = Sure
 
...you've got to consider the action heroes that the actors played. If they have a broader acting palette than action roles, that shouldn't count against them.
 
Bolo yeung, lol.

I'd like to fight with the "tough nuts" of film, i expect i'd lose to most of them but hell it would be funny, you never know tho...i might take them out.
 
What the heck is the matter with all of you. Charles Bronson pwns all cept Chuck. But theres still one that could destroy them in the blink of an eye.

BRUCE LEE
 
umm charles bronson is dead ..chuck norris just looks like he is
 
Charles Bronson faked his death so he could join along side Bruce Lee and combat Evil.
 
Is that the guy that played the Russian in Rocky IV?
 
<RJMC> said:
fffts

jim carrey ftw!
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Lol, i might have to agree with you there.
The crazy stuff he does would prob confuse and intimidate the opponents.
I'd be cautious as to what he was doing in a fight, unpredictable people are dangerous.
 
none of these guys matter the one and only best is bruce lee
 
short recoil said:
unpredictable people are dangerous.
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that what my friends allways talk about me,hhmmm weird hu?:O
 
Uriel said:
What the heck is the matter with all of you. Charles Bronson pwns all cept Chuck. But theres still one that could destroy them in the blink of an eye.

BRUCE LEE
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but bruce lee died of a drug overdose... so hes not that cool. SAY NO TO DRUGS KIDS!
 
Charles Bronson is a ****ing man, his testicles are so big that they have to use a body double anytime they filmed him waist-down **may or may not be true**
 
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