Charles Bronson is more badass than Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel combined

[OvA]

Smart kids say NO! to anal toys

 

[Greatgat]

Smart kids say NO! to anal toys

We do indeed...

 

[operative x]

Charles Bronson is the epitome of a "tough guy."

 

[Sparta]

Bruce Willis = no, he was in a ****ing Disney movie ffs
Arnold = Jingle All The Way, nuff said
Dolph = Sure
Clint = Bridges of Madison County
Steven Segal = He acts like he has down syndrome
Charles Bronson = The Winner
Chuck Norris = Tied for first with Charles
Jean-Claude Van Damme = Universal Soldier, ffs, what a horrible action movie
Jet Li = Too small
Sylvester Stallone = Sure

Tony Jaa = Knees all his competitors in the face with one continous flying knee jump.