Chavs make me SICK

Terminator said:
In my case if they did that i would smash their heads in.
For some reason i never have chavs trying to attack me.

They are like a troop of monkeys, trying to impress each other "oh look i can attack another man, i must be above him"

They are usually very weak, they do not do any physical exercise, other than the odd bit of running from the police and they eat appalling mcdonalds crisps and coke diets.

One day they'll try it on me, that day they'll have a suprise i tell you.
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Ah but we all know that you are a good pysical specimin..i am not. Not as bad as the yobs, but certainly in no state to start a fight with 6 of em
 
15357 said:
You want Chavs with automatic guns?
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Lol, no, but I think military service is the kindest and most constructive solution for certain people... certainly better than a lifetime of dole, crime and prison time...
 
pomegranate said:
Lol, no, but I think military service is the kindest and most constructive solution for certain people... certainly better than a lifetime of dole, crime and prison time...
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I say education/labor facilities. The military does not need people with a single digit IQ. And questionable morality.
 
Best thing is a cull.
They'll kill themselves off however through cancer, heart disease and venereal disease.
 
Forcing pondscum to take education doesn't do anyone any good, it's a massive waste of money and effort, and there's not enough employment requiring education as it is. IQ is not a factor, positive attitude, discipline and useful skills can be instilled through public service. What would 'labor facilities' constitute?
 
i think i like the word asbo better than chav, most asbo's are chavs anyway and asbo means someone who is genuinely a troublemaker, a hav is just someone who dresses a certain way. chav just seems kind of anti working class.
 
rambler said:
chav is just someone who dresses a certain way. chav just seems kind of anti working class.
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No, it's anti chav. I'm working class, as are my parents and everyone at my work. I dislike chavs, who to me aren't just working class people but specifically unemployed, aggressive scumbags who cause trouble for other people of any class. Being working class or poor doesn't require you to hang round the streets dressed like a mong, intimidating innocent strangers and being a general pain in the arse.
 
pomegranate said:
No, it's anti chav. I'm working class, as are my parents and everyone at my work. I dislike chavs, who to me aren't just working class people but specifically unemployed, aggressive scumbags who cause trouble for other people of any class. Being working class or poor doesn't require you to hang round the streets dressed like a mong, intimidating innocent strangers and being a general pain in the arse.
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if you're working class why are you on the internet and not working? face it, as lame as it sounds we're all middle class. we all have jobs, but we also don't live in counsel estates and work for less than minimum wage.
 
'Cos it's my day off. The only people who work for less than minimum wage afaik are illegal immigrants... What would you call someone who lives on a council estate but works, for minimum wage? Middle class? :dozey:
 
nice face, you look jaundiced. so go on, tell us about your situation... with broadband...
 
You really think people in low-paid jobs can't afford broadband? Well, I can, but then I don't have any kids, don't have a car or a mortgage to pay for. £18 per month between myself and three house-sharers. Pennies.
I wasn't referring to myself when I said "someone who works for minimum wage living on a council estate". I was just trying to prove there's people between chav underclass and middle class people.
 
see that's my point though, i don't think that the word chav is good because it seems classest. i mean, not all people that wear tracksuits and hoodies are bad. chav used to be a word that described the style-less, classless people. posh spice etc.. now it seems like any kid walking down the street in a cap or sitting near an estate is called a chav.
 
Sorry to be a noob but what exactly is a Chav?
 
pomegranate, whilst "chav" doesn't inherently mean working class, the media has twisted it to the point where it is, in a lot of people's minds, pretty much synonymous.
 
Hmmm.... I guess I wouldn't pick up on that, being, as I said, working class myself.... In as much as I dislike chavs and view them as being something separate to myself. Not because being working class makes one too thicky-durr to understand popular perceptions!...
 
pomegranate said:
Forcing pondscum to take education doesn't do anyone any good, it's a massive waste of money and effort, and there's not enough employment requiring education as it is. IQ is not a factor, positive attitude, discipline and useful skills can be instilled through public service. What would 'labor facilities' constitute?
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I hold the belief that some people on this planet cannot be made into good citizens.

Education facilities, I mean the Clockwork Orange-type education. :p

Labor facilities would be like prison, but you'd have to work in a factory.
 
Aw you noticed! Bless :)
Yeah I've not been around much recently although I'm not sure why, if you see what I mean. No particular reason I've not been posting.
 
15357 said:
I hold the belief that some people on this planet cannot be made into good citizens.
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True, but there's a long way between a 15 year old low-level delinquent and a hardened career criminal...
 
pomegranate said:
No, it's anti chav. I'm working class, as are my parents and everyone at my work. I dislike chavs, who to me aren't just working class people but specifically unemployed, aggressive scumbags who cause trouble for other people of any class. Being working class or poor doesn't require you to hang round the streets dressed like a mong, intimidating innocent strangers and being a general pain in the arse.
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100% agreed. My dad worked in a newsagents in a shitty part of Edinburgh, yet I didn't go around keying/stealing cars and beating people up for no reason. We still managed to go to Florida twice, and get PS1/2's etc.

rambler said:
if you're working class why are you on the internet and not working? face it, as lame as it sounds we're all middle class. we all have jobs, but we also don't live in counsel estates and work for less than minimum wage.
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How can you work for less than the minimum wage... when it's the minimum wage, suggesting you can't get less than it?
 
Like, Last week on holiday in ireland, I was walking to the shop alone, and 7 chavs about 11-12 years old were walking at me from the other side of the road and the shouted shit at me all the way, I walked past and they kept running at me then running away trying to scare me or something. I just walked off as if they wern't there.

They were little kids ffs in tracksuits and full chav attire trying to intimidate people who are alot bigger than them. Not a great idea.
 
Yeah I remember at a bus station in town with a mate of mine during college dinner time, my mate saw this tiny chav like up to our waists and my mate said 'shouldn't you be in school?' and he actually tried to start on us, so we just laughed in his face and walked off. I have seen a lot of encounters with yobs with my mates but never one by myself, thats really because around this area there is only like a handful of yobs who actually try and start trouble, the others aren't really that bad. But I await the day I do get intimidated until I lose it completely and put my 11 years karate into real practice, resulting in the breaking of the arm in several places, followed by the breaking of the jaw, followed by the shattering of the rib cage and ending with the destruction of the knee cap, yes I am able to exact that sort of damage if pissed off enough, so I await the time to exact my revenge on yobs for their appaling disservice to the UK.
 
Geogaddi said:
I think chavs look kind of cool. What's so bad about having fashion sense?
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AHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

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You think that's cool, and good fashion sense? :laugh:
 
Crushenator 500 said:
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

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You think that's cool, and good fashion sense? :laugh:
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I had 40 of these little shits roaming down our street Tuesday night (obviously cos of Halloween)... they threw stones at our windows... should I have threatened to smash their heads in with a baseball bat? Probably not but I'm fed up of people fearing these little shites! :bounce:
 
15357 said:
I say education/labor facilities. The military does not need people with a single digit IQ. And questionable morality.
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That's actually a really good point. Putting Chavs in the army would result in a hell of a lot more of those prisoner abuse things. I wouldn't give one a gun - most Chavs I've met are really, REALLY racist. They'd be a massive liability, shooting all the civilians in Iraq/Afghanistan.

-Angry Lawyer
 
Angry Lawyer said:
That's actually a really good point. Putting Chavs in the army would result in a hell of a lot more of those prisoner abuse things. I wouldn't give one a gun - most Chavs I've met are really, REALLY racist. They'd be a massive liability, shooting all the civilians in Iraq/Afghanistan.

-Angry Lawyer
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Truth. Going by what my Godfather (Major in the TA, has been in for 25 or so years) says, chavs are the last type of person the Army wants. The ones who do join either drop out early, or get the chav beested out of them.
 
In Canada, Chavs get beaten daily... by other Chavs
 

"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
 
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