Chav's

[Dinkleberry]

Well, I had a close call not so long back. I wear glasses and was walking over a bridge on a sunny day, and this CHAVSCUM blocks my path. So I take out my earphones and he goes on about what I called his mates mum. But then his buddies decide to pull him away (much to my surprise) so I walk over the bridge and he shouts that he'll knock the glasses off my nose (Me being a "four-eyed **** " of course). I can't afford to get into fights when carrying expensive music players. Or have glasses on. I'll soon be getting braces as well so I'll have to wait about 5 years before I go out on an evening with a baseball bat and go chavbashing. And I'm gonna f**kin put nails in the bat and napalm and a tank and a cruise missile system. And I'm gonna be like a doctor - stopping the spread of disease.

 

[Stormy]

They are such a wast on global resorces, they are wasting all our food and water and air! Well if you consider McD's food, but what ever they are all twats

 

[kaf11]

do chavs take offense to being called a chav?

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

I know i live in the U.S. but we have chavs to they are just a bit different. The kids who claim to be emo and are in the drama department at my school :|

 

[AH_Viper]

Ho ho ho, great story from last weekend when I went to my mates in Glasgow

Basicaly my mates flat mate used to live in Charlton. She said theres some theory that "Chav" started there with the "charlton average" and that she had some mates of mates that were comming to the house party that night.

She also said that they have a habit of putting "mish" on the end of things, like their name, giving them example, if you ask them - they say there name is "AH-Viper-Mish" in one long mess of a word in one syllable.

I didn't believe it untill they came to the door, trousers tucked into their socks, "Hi, who the hell are you" I ask <- I was drunk. To which they reply "Jim-Bob-Mish" (names are fake ) ...... "what?!" I ask.

"Jim.... Bob" he replys, in a slow fashion realising im drunk ( Ignoring the mish this time round ) To which I then reply "Cool, im Roy-Mudie-BLEH!"

"WTF" he asks. "ROY..... MUDIE..... BLEEEEH!" I yell back. At which point they think im a phyco and ignore me the rest of the night. Party was rocking though

Calls them NED's in Scotland - Non Educated Delinquent

 

[AH_Viper]

do chavs take offense to being called a chav?

Hell yeah. Its a great past time, for instance, chav walks past in about a group of 20 and mumbles under his breath "check the c**t with the skateboard likes, f****ing p***k" To which you yell back "YOU F***ING WANT A PEICE YOU DELINQUENT C**T! NO?! WELL GET A LIFE CHAV"

It's only the last big that gets them a bit flustered, the rest they get from their parents

 

[Dinkleberry]

do chavs take offense to being called a chav?

A remarkable feature - No one admits to being one

 

[Darkknighttt]

i don't get it

 

[Stormy]

For some reason one of my mates seems to think my hating chavs so much is really bad, "they are people to", lol i really cant see why she hates me calling them twats all the some offencive.

 

[Burn]

For some reason one of my mates seems to think my hating chavs so much is really bad, "they are people to", lol i really cant see why she hates me calling them twats all the some offencive.

Your friends an idiot. Or she sees alot of herself in chavs.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Well in fairness, I do believe that they are in fact uman beings.

 

[SpuD]

They are human beings, just made one bad choice that lead to many other bad choices.

 

[WySiWyG]

I got a responce from sky. Very nice of them.

Dear Andy

We were sorry to hear that you were upset with the programme Chavs, which transmitted on Sky One on 21st February.

Julie Burchill is a very established journalist and for over 25 years been notorious for her argumentative stance and very opinionated polemical writing. 'Chavs' was a hugely opinionated show whereby Julie argued that the rise of the 'chav' phenomenon was an excuse for the middle class media to bully and denigrate working class culture. She illustrated this argument with archive clips and various interviews with people - some of whom disagreed with her logic and some who supported her stance.

The facts in the show were researched and checked, albeit regurgitated via Julie's own argument and whether you think Chavs are a totally new creation or, as Julie argued, simply another in a long list of working class cults and labels, it is impossible to disprove one way or other.

Under no circumstances were we defending the criminal 'chavs' who intimidate and cause trouble. In fact within the programme itself, we stated that, along with most other cult phenomenon's, there were bad among the good.

We thank you for your time in writing to us with your opinions.

Kind regards

Helen Forbes
Viewer Relations

-----Original Message-----
From: andy@****.co.uk [mailto:andy@****.co.uk]
Sent: 25 February 2005 08:55
To: [email protected]
Subject: Sky One

Name: andy

From: andy@****.co.uk

Question: Chavs.

Do you lot even know what a chavs are?

They are groups of kids that wouldnt think twice about putting your gran in hospital. They are out on a friday night intent on kicking peoples teeth in. They hang around starting trouble and generally make a nuciance of them selves.

Not once on that program did I see a chav. I saw an idiot presenter who was about as chavvy as the queen.

Mods were chavs? Working class.? What? The media has grabbed the chav name by the balls and twisted it till they bleed.

You need a decent researcher. A decent presenter, and a decent representation of what a chav is.

Absolute rubbish.

Go out to your local park, just after 12pm and walk around aimlessly. See that group of youths throwing bottles at you and yelling come on then?

They are chavs. Not Daniella Westbrook. Not that twat presenter. Not really anyone in that hour long program.

You need to do another episode with people who know what they are talking about. Not some idiot chatting utter shit for an hour.

Excuse the rant, but having been mugged several times by proper chavs, I felt right doing so.

Simpsons rules though!

;]

Andy

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

what a vandal.. Chav .. oooh see people said you(FarrowLeSparrow) were a chav last year and they were right they were

;(


Ah well...Fear me for I am the scurge of the earth!

 

[simmo]

ROFL n1 WySiWyG , thats exactly! what I thought about that program...

 

[Edcrab]

All hail WySiWyG! All hail- man, your names awful for chanting. But kudos to you! I knew that programme would be utter bullshit on seeing the trailer alone.

Too many people interpret these things as some sort of class war- we had idiots on horses claiming the hunting ban was an attack on the gentry, for example, when I can confidently say that the rabid hunt opposers that stalk them were in fact animal rights activists.

Anyway, going back to an earlier theme, I think "chav" is practically another word for "moronic asocialite" nowadays- it's why you don't have anyone defending them ('cept idiots); it'd be like defending people who the word "racist" or "homophobe" could be accurately applied to.

 

[Atomi]

I'm not the best at identifying these chavs, I'm not English. I made a trip to London and the Isle of Wight in 2001, I might have seen couple of chavs there as far as I remember. They taught me and my friends some intelligent things as we walked by.

 

[Asknoone]

I'm not the best at identifying these chavs, I'm not English. I made a trip to London and the Isle of Wight in 2001, I might have seen couple of chavs there as far as I remember. They taught me and my friends some intelligent things as we walked by.

If you came back again, you'd probably spot them a mile off. Well, you can't miss em when they are right in your face threatening to knock your block off because you glanced at them.