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DEAR PUBLIC

THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT WHAT TO GET YOUR VALENTINE
Man, ecards? fuck that.

LOVE, SULKDODDS
 
I'm cheap. But I'm not fall-for-ad-bots cheap.
 
Home made is cheap and works way better than either. Ecard is definitely the worst way to go. You are better off just saying happy Valentines. Buy a piece of heavy card stock. Fold it the long way so it looks tall. Inside write a message in nice calligraphy in black ink. If you aren't good with penmanship, print it out in a fancy font and trace it. On the other side draw a picture of a rose and paint it in light water colours or marker. Or if you aren't much good at drawing, maybe just paint a tall thin heart with an ink outline and a pink inside. If you are feeling ambition, make a pop-out heart or rose with another sheet of paper and glue it to the inside and write your message on that.

EDIT: Oh, I just realized I gave an answer to a bot. But I guess it's good advice even in the OP is a tool.
 
If someone really cares for his girlfriend, he won't grudge money he has to spend. If he don't care for her, break up please.

Dan is sure a better boyfriend.
 
See, jintor should have been able to have locked this by now. wtf.
 
bbson john said:
If someone really cares for his girlfriend, he won't grudge money he has to spend. If he don't care for her, break up please.

Dan is sure a better boyfriend.
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Ugh, couples should not have to spend money on each other to prove love. I'd be happier with a "Happy Valentines day! I love you" than with anything materialistic. That is, if I wasn't single.
 
Social Bacon said:
Ugh, couples should not have to spend money on each other to prove love. I'd be happier with a "Happy Valentines day! I love you" than with anything materialistic. That is, if I wasn't single.
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But e-cards are really cheap. They show no regards.
 
Social Bacon said:
Ugh, couples should not have to spend money on each other to prove love. I'd be happier with a "Happy Valentines day! I love you" than with anything materialistic. That is, if I wasn't single.
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You don't want to be cheap. E-cards show that your cheap and don't care to spend time finding something that has meaning. You don't have to spend money...or a lot of it. Just don't send some stupid card because it's cheap...your gf will hate you. At least get a picture of you 2 and put it in a frame and give her a real card with a rose. Even something cliche like that doesn't cost a lot of money and it means something. Seriously...e-cards are stupid.
 
valentines day is basically a commercial holiday now and it sickens me.
 
giant384 said:
valentines day is basically a commercial holiday now and it sickens me.
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I agree it's the hallmark holiday. People shouldn't need a day set aside to do something romantic. It should be spontaneous...not expected.
 
I'll be taking the missus out for a Thai meal this year. Bollocks to cards, chocolates etc.
 
If she comes down this weekend, I shall give her sex. And I shall make her sexed. And shall be sexed. For there will be sex unto this bed, and sex upon this couch. And sex shall have reigned in this room. For sex shall have been sexed upon her sexy body. And more sex than has ever been sexed before shall sex sex until there is no more sexing sex like sex.

Yeah, otherwise I think I'll just send her some flowers...
 
Druckles, sometimes you make me so horny.



This is not one of those times...

Ok.. It is one of those times. Oh Druckles, take me now!

...I mean I'm getting her a hat. Wait her? Oh I don't have anyone.. Never mind. ;(
 
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Sigh..so the day begins. I hope it ends quick. Crappy Valentine's Day everyone. I'd like to shoot the the guy who created this day with an arrow..:)
 
soulslicer said:
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Sigh..so the day begins. I hope it ends quick. Crappy Valentine's Day everyone. I'd like to shoot the the guy who created this day with an arrow..:)
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Dude, it's not started. We still have another 7 hours to go...

GMT here, people! GMT!
 
I actually made someone a comical Valentine's card. First card I've sent in five years, to be honest.

-Angry Lawyer
 
I'm wondering if there is a point in me buying flowers and stuff...on balance, I think not. I'm not going to score just because I bought a chick some roses.
 
I saw a Medic TF2 Valentines card last night.

Sometimes I wish I had a geeky lover, just so I could send/receive one :(
 
I highly recommend making something uniques & specific to her; even if corny and crappy, she'll appreciate it 10x more than a Hallmark card (and 10000x more than an e-card).
 
As much as I LOVE being a bachelor, Valentine's Day gets me very unhappy. I've never had a vawentine of my own D:





...but hey, I do get to sechs whomever I want :p
 
indeed a geeky girlfriend would rock :(

wtb girl who plays computer games! where can i find them :p
 
baron insig said:
indeed a geeky girlfriend would rock :(

wtb girl who plays computer games! where can i find them :p
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I once found one...she was amazing. She was more into games than I was and she was a cheerleader. Unfortunately I stopped talking to her around the time her drug dealing boyfriend gave me death threats. Bastard...
 
Wouldn't it be kinda funny if 90% of internet were actually girls pretending to be guys so they wouldn't get the sex offers from guys (who are actually pretending to be girls so they wouldn't get the sex offers from guys).
 
Come on, Phobes, have sexy times with me. It would make you a pedo! ;D
 
watermonster said:
Wouldn't it be kinda funny if 90% of internet were actually girls pretending to be guys so they wouldn't get the sex offers from guys (who are actually pretending to be girls so they wouldn't get the sex offers from guys).
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:O

That would rock. So much.
 
i decided to send a few postcards to my friends. i wrote something like this: "dear friend! happy valentine's day! friends are important and i wanted to remember you my dear friend on this special day!"

i proceeded to write the names of the receiver on the cards, but that's when i remembered i have no friends.

i threw the cards away and started watching porn.
 
A cheap Valentine... Hmmm...

I guess that would be what I gave my wife this year. I went the ultimate cheap route. I bought her nothing & instead used the money to buy myself 2 beef burritos from a local Taco Truck during lunchtime. Them suckers cost me a whopping $8 out the door with a soda.

Of course the fact that I am taking her & my daughter to San Francisco for a day on the town tomorrow has nothing to do with my cheapness today.

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-MRG
 
Glirk Dient said:
I once found one...she was amazing. She was more into games than I was and she was a cheerleader. Unfortunately I stopped talking to her around the time her drug dealing boyfriend gave me death threats. Bastard...
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I'm courting one but it's annoying when she talks about videogames because I'm just like "damn bitch I don't care!"
 
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