Chell is... *ahem* packing heat

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I tried a few things in hammer, and it turns out portals work well with weapons. If you point the rpg through it, it fires but goes to the red dot directly (without always going through the portal), and you can shoot yourself ;\

Cant say the same for npcs though :{
 
Chell is going to be the ugly third party participant in Gmod Alyx + Mossman orgies.
 
Chell's face is ugly tbh.

Hell even the fisherman looks sechsier.
 
Damn thats a old half-life 2 thing. Cant believe people still remember this.


Oh man this is to funny.
 
Anyone else thinks she looks like g-man's daughter or something?

Minus the gun-in-crotch animation glitch.
 
Pesmerga said:
Chell is going to be the ugly third party participant in Gmod Alyx + Mossman orgies.
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Dude I dun kno what yous talking about. She's hotter than Mossman... just cause she doesn't wear makeup and her hair's all frizzy.
 
None of the other guns do anything remotely notable.
 
lol. I didn't know she made any sounds until I rocketed the ball in one of the bonus levels at myself on accident (knocked myself off a cliff even) and she yelped out loud.
 
Iron_cube said:
Anyone else thinks she looks like g-man's daughter or something?

Minus the gun-in-crotch animation glitch.
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She cant be Gman's daughter. Shes Azn. Unless Gman did an azn...
 
gusIII said:
Don't forget the advisor with his tentacle :|
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Oh god. VALVe are jerks, but whatever psychological association they were trying to play on to truly freak people out with the Advisor worked... I think the veins might have had something to do with it.
 
xennyth said:
i think she looks asian.
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I remember a while back, someone found this (they thought chell used Kim Swifts's face) and e-mailed valve about it. Turns out, it was the face of someone who has half Japaneses half something else (i forgot :( )
 
chell wasn't ment to look pretty for men...
gawd..you men and your...

OH SHE'S SO UGLY!!! I have 2 balls!!
 
I remember when you moved around in Garry's Mod as a rigid Kleiner model with the gravity gun sticking out of his crotch. And everyone made sex poses. And the spawn menu was a box on the wall with about 15 buttons on it; ragdolls and bits of wood etc. And there was a wheel gun, thruster gun, balloon gun, rope gun, weld gun and prop-spam weapon. And everyone thought JBMod would be better.

Been supporting Gmod since version 3. :bounce:
 
SPARTACVS said:
Oh god. VALVe are jerks, but whatever psychological association they were trying to play on to truly freak people out with the Advisor worked... I think the veins might have had something to do with it.
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It actually made me chuckle. I remember in Raising The Bar there was an account of Ted Backman showing his art in an interview with Gabe Newell, and how he had all these aliens with phallic features and "copulating" attacks. They were designed that way because he thought it would be the most disturbing.

I can see the resemblance to Mr. Friendly...
 
I've flagged that up a bit more because that could really get someone into trouble.

Warning for inappropriate content (although it is pretty amusing).
 
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