Chocolate lowers blood pressure

[VirusType2]

In a recent German study, doctors found that 3.5 ounces of chocolate daily can lower your blood pressure and reduce the risk of heart attack by something like 10-20%


To celebrate the news, I made a huge chocolate pie with cool whip, chocolate chips, chocolate pudding, and oreo pie crust. It was like a giant chocolate orgy.


I feel so ****ing sick, but my blood pressure does feel lower.

 

[Dekstar]

What happens if you take 3.6 ounces?

 

[Rapstah]

How much is 3.5 ounces?

 

[FishBulb]

It sounds too damn small for my liking.

 

[soulslicer]

"What they don't tell you:

Your blood pressure is lowered by the fats from the chocolate blocking your arteries.."

EDIT: and to think I almost posted that. What a fool I am..

 

[Tyguy]

lowers blood pressure, increases size of ass.....big asses = low blood pressure


everyone quick, to the super market!

 

[Cormeh]

That's roughly 100 grams, isn't it?

 

[Krynn72]

Whats that? Like 4 M&Ms?

 

[Sanada]

Isn't that just for dark chocolate though? Milk chocolate (which I gather is what most people would eat) probably contains very little actual cocoa.