Chose From A Wide Selection of Novelty Wallets

[MJ12]

This is a thread about Wallets, I am wondering what kind of Wallets do you prefer?
Are you indifferent? Do you like the skinny kind, or the wide kind that fold like a book? Or do you use a purse? Perhaps a Wallet Purse? Perhaps you are just a Coin Purse kinda guy, because you only like coins.

Here we have a wide selection of Toad Coin Purses.

 

[Krynn72]

My wallet has Velcro on it. Cuz im badass.

 

[Darkside55]

I'm not one for novelty wallets. I prefer something more traditional, with many pockets to hold my various cards. Something lambskin, perhaps.

Although, I DO own a murse (man-purse, it was billed as a wallet but the thing is huge) which I bought because it has Lucario on it.

 

[nofreeman]

my wallet is my computer i insert money and then withdraw it when i want some

 

[mchammer75040]

^Really? I do this all the time with my credit card, although I haven't figured out how to get it to print money yet. Usually my credit card just gets jammed in the A drive :flame:

EDIT: alright whose the nancy boy who voted for purse, come out you yellow belly coward.

 

[nofreeman]

^ sorry im so nancy with wallets its my fetish

 

[Darkside55]

Usually my credit card just gets jammed in the A drive :flame:

You need to put it in your Wii.

 

[Krynn72]

Look at this bitch. Best wallet you ever did see. Been with me since freshman year of highschool, thats almost 9 years.

 

[MJ12]

Strange wallet, has Keys and buttons on it

 

[mchammer75040]

^Exactly
Oh and I see some pills right thur, you drug addict.

 

[Darkside55]

Krynn's grabbin' peels.

Also FREESTYLE

 

[mchammer75040]

You need to put it in your Wii.

Good idea, brb.


EDIT:Ah shi-

 

[Krynn72]

*guzzle*

What pills?

And ZT you know you're jealous of my fold out full sized qwerty wallet keyboard. You dont even have one.

 

[MJ12]

Also FREESTYLE

So does this mean Krynn can do skateboard tricks with his wallet?

 

[mchammer75040]

No it means hes a rapper by night, modeler by day.

 

[Krynn72]

Bitches dont know 'bout my freestyling.

 

[MJ12]

Omg Krynn is Eli

 

[Darkside55]

His wallet does parkour.

 

[Krynn72]

I freestyle while I freestyle.

 

[L3N!N]

I don't carry a wallet on me, I just stuff that shit down my pockets.

I mean, doesn't a wallet mean some guy can pickpocket you (if he's really good) and basically get all your money? Whereas if you don't have a wallet he'll have to grope around, and you'd feel that?

And apprehend him?

And like every second of it? :naughty:

Edit:

I deed eet

 

[Darkside55]

If you think not having a wallet prevents pickpockets from stealing your money, prepare to be disappointed.

BTW while you were checking your pocket to make sure your money was still there I just stole your watch.

 

[mchammer75040]

I deed eet

You're doing it wrong:

Also yes that means a man would have to grope you over and over, I bet you'd like that wouldn't you??

 

[Krynn72]

Pickpockets will take whatever is in your pansypants. Wallet or no.

Also, when people stick their hands in my pants, my penis wraps around their hand and traps them there until I pry it off.

 

[mchammer75040]

^Or if you are darkside a pair of semen spewing tentacles begin to gang rape you to your death.

 

[Krynn72]

Yeah, Darkside's anti-theft penises are way cooler.

 

[L3N!N]

You're doing it wrong:

Also yes that means a man would have to grope you over and over, I bet you'd like that wouldn't you??

No, you're doing it wrong, yes I'd like it, and yes.

Edit:

I deed eet

 

[mchammer75040]

Excuse me? can someone tell this lad who it was who started the eli porter fad around here? It was me, thank you! Fish ban him :arms:.

 

[L3N!N]

Excuse me? can someone tell this lad who it was who started the eli porter fad around here? It was me, thank you! Fish ban him :arms:.

If you did, I'd just say no.

Even if you proved it, I'd just say no.


So:

No

Edit:

I'm leaving this thread and not coming back...

 

[Krynn72]

In before I deed eet.



F*CK

 

[mchammer75040]

Hey look at me guys
FUCK
You don't even know how I did that do you. Clever I am.

 

[L3N!N]

I deed eet.

Edit:

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU--

 

[Kula Meenur]

I lost mine. Little ****er ran off

 

[Krynn72]

Hey look at me guys
FUCK
You don't even know how I did that do you. Clever I am.

Hey you know what? Fuck you and your inability to bypass the swear filter without messing it up.

 

[L3N!N]

Hey you know what? Fuck you and your inability to bypass the swear filter without messing it up.

Word! /high fives

 

[mchammer75040]

Hey you know what? Fuck you and your inability to bypass the swear filter without messing it up.

OH yea?? How did I fuck it up? you fuckin square.

 

[Krynn72]

You fucked it up by using the wrong font you fuck.

 

[Kamikazie]

I think someone stole my wallet, it might have been my new Domo-Kun. I've suspected him of thievery since he was unwrapped. Those big, white teeth don't fool me one bit.

 

[Shamrock]

This is my wallet:

Sorry for shitty photo, but I used my camera phone.

 

[Kula Meenur]

Is he eating it, the cheeky f*cker?

 

[Pesmerga]

unwrapped.

Nigga got.... unwrapped?