Christ this hurt..

PvtRyan said:
I'm wondering how much a paper cut in your eyeball would hurt.

*shivers*

Or your dickhead in a benchvice :O
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Well, I once had my eye scratched by this weird ball with sucker pads on it. Someone threw it at my "group" and I happened to be the one to get hit :( In fact, I remember walking in and the teacher saying to me "oh its alright, its hit you in the face. I can see a red mark on your cheek." I wasn't really in a place to say much because of the pain but I remember trying to tell her that in fact she was an idiot. I had to sit at school for about 2 hours before going home. They would let me use the phone, and this was before anyone at school really have mobiles. I couldn't very well walk because of the distance(and the horrible pain I was in), and I had no money for a bus.

A few things like that happened at school. I'd be quite bitter if it wasn't for the fact I don't hold grudges...that and the teacher responsible is basically an outcast nowadays :)
 
Raziaar said:
I imigine its more painful than getting soap in there? :eek:
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rather stick a bar of soap up my arse then do that again....
 
... so there I was, chopping raw red chilli (not small ones, I can't take that kinda spice) for my deliciously planned pasta+omlette din-dins combo, all was ready, chucked it all out on plates etc..

.. after some spicy-pasta-based munch my eyes started watering.. so I wiped them. Approximately 1 ms later I was siezed by agonised pain in my eyes.. I feel to the floor.. screaming.. this is actually the worst pain I've ever felt.. when I tried to open my eyes in that first hellish second...

... I crawled on my belly to the bathroom and located the sink by cunningly bumping into it.. then spent the next hour rinsing my eyes with water desperately until finally now I can open my eyes and see again.

Now, this is the oddest part.. I feel the oddest feeling... warm glow on my face.. quite pleasent feeling..

... but mother****er it hurt
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...and then I walked my dog and you know what sort of dog it was? It was a short dog! Next I walked a few paces and I saw a pebble so I picked it up and observed it but nothing happened so I dropped it, next I walked further on the pavement, the pavement was grey and the road was next to it and there were trees and cars and the sky was blue oh and my name is Harry, did I tell you that story about that biscuit I ate? It was very big and tasted good. Anyway about my walk with my dog, well my dog, my black short dog barked and then it made me jump but not much........

You should have a forum for your long and pointless stories badger, there are so many! and they take up so much space :D. Anyway sorry to hear about your eye
 
'dave's insanity sauce' is officially the world's hottest sauce. this stuff is lethal. tells you to keep out of reach of teenagers let alone children.

'use a small drop at a time'...so i decide to you a rough smarty size drop on the side of my plate. it looked evil, the way it spread across the plate lol, like some kind of lava from a volcano.

and get this, as an example of how hot this stuff is, we had a brai (BBQ for all you brits :D) and a few mates came round etc etc etc. mate of mine brought his young daughter around, and she dipped her finger in a small drop of it. she smelt it, did the typical 'ewww' sound, and whiped it on her leg. 5 seconds later she was SCREAMING in pain. it was PHSYICALLY BURNING HER LEG...

its still in the cupboard gathering dust lol, never want to touch it again :E
 
Down here in New Mexico is where all the reall hot stuff it :p

(even though I can't eat it :))
 
omg insanity sauce is just evil!
touch it and you instantly disintegrate.
 
Kommie said:
Also DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT, take a piss after dealing with peppers.
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uh oh...sounds like someone learned this lesson the hard way.. :laugh:
 
Pureball said:
'dave's insanity sauce' is officially the world's hottest sauce. this stuff is lethal. tells you to keep out of reach of teenagers let alone children.

'use a small drop at a time'...so i decide to you a rough smarty size drop on the side of my plate. it looked evil, the way it spread across the plate lol, like some kind of lava from a volcano.

and get this, as an example of how hot this stuff is, we had a brai (BBQ for all you brits :D) and a few mates came round etc etc etc. mate of mine brought his young daughter around, and she dipped her finger in a small drop of it. she smelt it, did the typical 'ewww' sound, and whiped it on her leg. 5 seconds later she was SCREAMING in pain. it was PHSYICALLY BURNING HER LEG...

its still in the cupboard gathering dust lol, never want to touch it again :E
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OMG who the hell sell that thing?
 
<RJMC> said:
OMG who the hell sell that thing?
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It's for big recipes. Add one drop and that whole batch of cupcakes becomes insanely hot.
 
why dont you just buy acid...it sounds like the same thing, lol (in fact it probably is the same thing)
 
I once stuck a neddle in my right testicle and listened to it scratch the walls, hurt bad....
 
Dalamari said:
I once stuck a neddle in my right testicle and listened to it scratch the walls, hurt bad....
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Should have gone with the left.


I once had spice injected into my arm. Well I say once, but it was actually more like 8 times, and into both arms. I did get paid £1600 for the privellage though. It wasn't technically spice either, it was just capsacin(I don't know how to spell it) which iwas what makes chilli spicey.
 
Farrowlesparrow said:
Should have gone with the left.


I once had spice injected into my arm. Well I say once, but it was actually more like 8 times, and into both arms. I did get paid £1600 for the privellage though. It wasn't technically spice either, it was just capsacin(I don't know how to spell it) which iwas what makes chilli spicey.
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If you injected pure capsaicin....you would....ahem...well let's just say you wouldn't be here anymore.

:D
 
Farrowlesparrow said:
it was just capsacin(I don't know how to spell it) which iwas what makes chilli spicey.
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Odor-free capsacin? Isn't that arthritis rub?
 
People do stupid things....but I wouldn't know about that seeing how the thread got locked because of a certain group of people.....
 
Shens said:
People do stupid things....but I wouldn't know about that seeing how the thread got locked because of a certain group of people.....
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Damn Shens, people are such bastards sometimes
 
Shens said:
People do stupid things....but I wouldn't know about that seeing how the thread got locked because of a certain group of people.....
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:laugh:

Damn those bastards....I liked that thread to.
 
Shens said:
If you injected pure capsaicin....you would....ahem...well let's just say you wouldn't be here anymore.

:D
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If it was injected into my blood system yes, but this was simply under the skin.
 
try then touching your penis i'm sure it'll be a more erotic feeling :P
 
Shens said:
People do stupid things....but I wouldn't know about that seeing how the thread got locked because of a certain group of people.....
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Spamming and rubbing hot chili pepper juice in your eyes are very different leagues of dumb.
 
He_Who_Is_Steve said:
Spamming and rubbing hot chili pepper juice in your eyes are very different leagues of dumb.
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What?

I was talking about how the thread was about people doing stupid things...not how the spamming was stupid.
 
Shens said:
What?

I was talking about how the thread was about people doing stupid things...not how the spamming was stupid.
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:laugh:

The thread did serve a good purpose tho.
 
Shens said:
What?

I was talking about how the thread was about people doing stupid things...not how the spamming was stupid.
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Um...so? I...err...you're stupid!
 
Hmm... I wonder how alcohol feels in your eye

/me is tempted.

And about people rubbing pepper in their eye, bunch of twats, do you think they make pepperspray because it feels so orgasmic when it's sprayed in your eye?
 
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