Christian Vs Morman

man some of you are really thin skinned when it comes to Jebus ..at least you're not all calling for my head ..well at least not publically you're not ...you dont plan to start do you?

funny that you guys cant see I'm taking the piss (is this the correct use of the term?)

also I bet it would surprise some of you that I was born catholic, went to church till I was 12 or so, went to catholic school up until university and superificially celebrate christian holidays right up to the present day? (although I'm slowly making inroads into officially changing christmas to Annual Gift Giving Day)

..hey it's easter soon, I'll be eating chocolate curcifixes and hiding chocolate Judas coins for my son and daughter to find in our annual "lets celebrate Jebus being horribly crucified to a cross by eating tons of chocolate" day ..here let me bite you off a section of chocolate jesus ....mmmmm sacrilicious


chocolate jesus comes in two flavours:

regular:

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and New! Christian friendly version:

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my wife and I giggle like school girls when we get to jebus' naughty parts but now with the new Christian Friendly version we dont have to ...unless we want to






disclaimer: may be taking the piss, check your moral outrage at the door
 
Mormons have never appeared at my door. Maybe because it's illegal in this community.

Despite, I have 2 mormon friends and only one of them is bat shit insane.
 
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