Christmas or Porn?

[joule]

I can give up Christmas, but I just can't for the life of me give up pr0n.

 

[Narvi]

I don't celebrate Christmas. So definitely Christmas.

Bye, bye, holiday that I do not celebrate!

*fap* *fap* *fap*

 

[Parlez]

Porn. Just get a girlfriend and still keep free presents.

 

[Darkside55]

I wonder if all the people saying, "Get a girlfriend" actually have girlfriends, or if they're so boring they exclusively use their girlfriends as their sole means of sexual satisfaction. In all the relationships I've had, I've never ditched the porn.

In three relationships, my ex's and I watched porn together.

In one of those, porn was actually the motivating factor for the relationship, as she collected it and so did I, thus forming our mutual attraction as connoisseurs of sexuality in media.

 

[Ennui]

In one of those, porn was actually the motivating factor for the relationship, as she collected it and so did I, thus forming our mutual attraction as connoisseurs of sexuality in media.

That's awesome.

I continue to wank and watch porn regardless of whether I have a girlfriend, I just don't really give a shit about porn anyway, it's more convenient than my imagination but no better otherwise.

 

[Phobie]

In three relationships, my ex's and I watched porn together.

High five.

 

[Ennui]

I can't imagine any of my ex's going for that idea.

Clearly I'm dating the wrong women.

 

[Stigmata]

You most definitely are.

 

[Phobie]

Agreed. I don't understand why a woman WOULDN'T want to watch porn with their partner. Unless they're not into porn.

But then they're liars.

 

[Tyguy]

id give up christmas...unless santa can make me splooge all over my chest during a quiet time of the day, i gotta go with the option with more boobies

 

[Seppo]

easy choise: I'd give up porn, i hardly ever watch porn anyway. it's boring.