christmas presents for partners

[rambler]

what are you getting your girlfriend/bf/wife/husband etc for christmas?

 

[Uriel]

A $400 Diamond Sapphire Necklace for the GF/friend.

 

[xcellerate]

I always hated buying jewelry. First because it's too cliché and second because if you bought something they didn't really like they would wear it anyway just to make you happy.

With that said, I have no idea! *cries*

 

[CptStern]

french tickler!!!!



or barring that an ipod nano ...or maybe something else


oh and it's no longer "christmas" ...didnt you guys get the memo? it's now to be referred to as "Annual Gift Giving Day™" to appease our going-straight-to-hell-in-a-handbasket-heathen-brothers-and-sisters

 

[Majestic XII]

I'm getting rid of all my friends so I can afford getting a new telly.

 

[Evo]

Just got together so not thinking about it until a bit closer to the time

 

[Raziaar]

french tickler!!!!



or barring that an ipod nano ...or maybe something else


oh and it's no longer "christmas" ...didnt you guys get the memo? it's now to be referred to as "Annual Gift Giving Day™" to appease our going-straight-to-hell-in-a-handbasket-heathen-brothers-and-sisters

Merry Christmahanukwanza CptStern!

 

[DEATH eVADER]

lacy lingerie?

 

[CptStern]

Merry Christmahanukwanza CptStern!

and a happy Festivus to you too!

oh and in canada we dont celebrate Chewbaccakawanza

 

[Llama]

A $400 Diamond Sapphire Necklace for the GF/friend.

You're kidding me...right?

 

[Shodan]

Some totally hot shens.

 

[function9]

I'm getting rid of all my friends so I can afford getting a new telly.

Give this man a beer.

 

[Uriel]

You're kidding me...right?

Nope, she's getting me something around $300, so I simply cannot be outdone!

 

[Raziaar]

and a happy Festivus to you too!

oh and in canada we dont celebrate Chewbaccakawanza

Chewbaccakwanza?



The African American holiday has nothing to do with wookies!

 

[Llama]

Nope, she's getting me something around $300, so I simply cannot be outdone!

I'm only spending about $100 (then again im young and stingy )

 

[CptStern]

Chewbaccakwanza?



The African American holiday has nothing to do with wookies!

obviously you havent see this


yes virginia there is a santa claus

 

[Raziaar]

obviously you havent see this


yes virginia there is a santa claus

It says you're a monkey. D:

 

[Reginald]

We've only been together for 3 weeks, which'll be a month and three weeks by Christmas. So nothing tooo spectacular.

I'm thinking something simple that'll make her smile, that she can use every day and that'll remind her of me.
Not easy.

 

[CptStern]

dual pronged dildo?


i mean she can use it every day ...and she'll definately get some enjoyment out of it ..and if you draw a picture of yourself on it she'll be reminded of you every single day

dual pronged dildo for christmas = win win

 

[Raziaar]

dual pronged dildo?


i mean she can use it every day ...and she'll definately get some enjoyment out of it ..and if you draw a picture of yourself on it she'll be reminded of you every single day

dual pronged dildo for christmas = win win

Pronged? D:

 

[Reginald]

dual pronged dildo?


i mean she can use it every day ...and she'll definately get some enjoyment out of it ..and if you draw a picture of yourself on it she'll be reminded of you every single day

dual pronged dildo for christmas = win win

One of my best mates bought his girlfriend a dildo for her birthday yesterday. She was in such a mood with him for a few hours until he revealed it wasn't her proper present.

 

[rambler]

so far i've brought my girlfriend some lingerie, i bought some sort of silly/fun sex stuff from ann summers like special lube and massage oil and stuff. she uses loads of lip gloss so i'll buy her some of that from somewhere. plus i'm gonna buy things like candles and bath oils and nice handmade soaps and things. i'm trying to put together a little hamper of stuff that we can just have a really nice, romantic time with. i might give it to her before christmas, especially as i haven't seen her for almost three months now.

i was thinking it would be nice if i put something else in too, like a book. but i can't think which one to put in.

it's costing me a fortune, the lingerie is just knickers, one pair!! but they cost 35 quid! that's like 65 dollars! (they are nice though, agent provocateur). so far i've spent about 60 or so pounds on her. and counting. ouch.

still, over christmas i just want to spend alot of time just focusing on her needs, i really just want to pamper her. long baths, dinners out, giving her alot of head etc.

 

[Vass]

Romantic shit coming from bloody vagina man over here? F***ing hell

 

[Raziaar]

Romantic shit coming from bloody vagina man over here? F***ing hell

Ahahahaha... Isn't that the truth.

 

[rambler]

oh c'mon that's harsh. there's nothing wrong with periods. i'm allowed to be romantic.

 

[Raziaar]

oh c'mon that's harsh. there's nothing wrong with periods. i'm allowed to be romantic.

Allowed to be? Of course. Capable? That's arguable.



You could buy her a motorcycle.

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=113372

 

[rambler]

hey i can be very romantic. i'm a totally romantic guy at heart. the most important thing to me is women.

the first time me and my current girlfriend were together we had a really long candle lit bath together, we had cocktails. we went into the bedroom and gave each other long massages, it was really slow and nice. and romantic! i can be romantic! and i am!

 

[Evo]

Yea you can be romantic but yet you have still treated girls like shit and boasted about it here

 

[rambler]

no i haven't. when? anyway, i apologize if i came off like a bit of a prat, but i really am a nice guy, just having a bit of a personality crisis. stuck between wanting to go out and have one night stands etc, and then also wanting to have a girlfriend and be affectionate and romantic etc.

anyway, back to the present thing, i'm thinking i should just get more bits and give her a kind of christmas hamper type thing. what else could i get?

 

[Instinct]

LLAMA. Or something else weird and edible. Maybe a tie and some socks. Maybe a chocolate coin. I dunno, what the hell do you buy blokes?

 

[Evo]

Find a book she would really like and write an affectionate note in the front =)

 

[Reginald]

Find a book she would really like and slide nekkid Polaroids in the front =)

 

[Evo]

Find a book she would really like and slide nekkid Polaroids in the front =)

Of Badgie :O

 

[Warbie]

My fat willy and a dishwasher.

 

[lePobz]

**** all, f***ing golddigger.

 

[Instinct]

Bahh christmas is a rip off anyway.

 

[Uriel]

Bahh christmas is a rip off anyway.

Meh, it can be, but it sure makes people who you give gifts to happy

 

[Instinct]

Personally, I'd prefer to chip in from my "christmas present" money to fund a good night woth a group of mates, gifts can't mean as much as the prescence of people to me. And the memories last longer!

 

[CptStern]

My fat willy and a dishwasher.

hmmm in canada your "willy" is your penor ..you're getting a new penis for christmas? a fat one? ...guess that's your christmas gift for the girlfriend as well :naughty:

 

[Raziaar]

hmmm in canada your "willy" is your penor ..you're getting a new penis for christmas? a fat one? ...guess that's your christmas gift for the girlfriend as well :naughty:

He has a morbidly obese penis. So much so that it stays warm and full in even the iciest of waters.