christmas presents for partners

[Angry Lawyer]

giving her alot of head etc.

lol your girlfriend has a penis

-Angry Lawyer

 

[oldagerocker]

I just broke up with my girlfriend... she got me an early present, and she wants one from me, sorta keeps going on about it (i see her around... we still talk abit). Problem is, i have absolutely no idea what to get her.

I know the present she got me only cost her about £10... to get anything half decent, i'd have to spend more than that... ****.

 

[jondy]

He has a morbidly obese penis. So much so that it stays warm and full in even the iciest of waters.

 

[Evo]

I just broke up with my girlfriend... she got me an early present, and she wants one from me, sorta keeps going on about it (i see her around... we still talk abit). Problem is, i have absolutely no idea what to get her.

I know the present she got me only cost her about £10... to get anything half decent, i'd have to spend more than that... ****.

Don't get ex's presents...baaad move :|

 

[venturon]

i was thinking it would be nice if i put something else in too, like a book. but i can't think which one to put in.

Well, in keeping with your fun sex theme, why not try the Kama Sutra (with pop-up illustrations)?

 

[rambler]

how pop-up is pop-up?

also:

**** all, f***ing golddigger.

lol, that's pretty harsh. and anyway, i wasn't saying she's a gold digger, but she aint messing with no broke... broke...

umm. can't think of the next word... people, yeah that's it. broke people.

 

[Angel_Mapper]

I got him Photoshop CS2. I am expecting many triple-X throwdowns in return.

 

[Darkwolf]

Don't get ex's presents...baaad move :|

What if there is still a deep love between the two people involved?

 

[Raziaar]

I got him Photoshop CS2. I am expecting many triple-X throwdowns in return.

Should of downloaded it instead... like 99% of the rest of the internet.

 

[Evo]

What if there is still a deep love between the two people involved?

:O

 

[Angel_Mapper]

Should of downloaded it instead... like 99% of the rest of the internet.

Except I have no respect for low-life thieves.

 

[Raziaar]

Except I have no respect for low-life thieves.

Then GTFO of these forums!

:cheese:

 

[Instinct]

Free Stuff Ftw

 

[Darkwolf]

:O

:|

 

[Warbie]

hmmm in canada your "willy" is your penor

It means the same thing here (like you didn't know )

And yes, for Christmas she gets my willy (with a bow around it) as a gift. My generosity knows no bounds.

 

[Fliko]

Find a book she would really like and write an affectionate note in the front =)

20 pages in... On a pink piece of paper ;P

 

[Evo]

:|

<3

 

[Darkwolf]

<3

Haha, that was a TOTALLY hypothetical question btw...

>.>

EDIT: Well... kinda hypothetical

<.<

 

[Evo]

Haha, that was a TOTALLY hypothetical question btw...

>.>

EDIT: Well... kinda hypothetical

<.<

Haha, and my initial response was based on real experiance :hmph:

But that is all behind me now