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Do cigars ever go bad?

I've got a few that i've had for about a year, wondering if they're still ok to smoke.
 
Do cigars ever go bad?

I've got a few that i've had for about a year, wondering if they're still ok to smoke.

yes almost immediately (less than a few day) unless it's tightly wrapped ..is the tobacco brittle? touch the end does some of it flake off?
 
Yes the tobacco will go stale after only a few days, especially if the cigar isn't stored in a humidor or moist place. You should just buy new cigars. If you try smoking it, it'll probably taste like shit.
 
Meh, were they expensive?

I tried an expensive cuban cigar once but didnt like the taste, I prefer the smaller shitter ones....
 
well seeing how cuba is under trade embargo no american would buy from commie castro ....right? that would be un-american
 
enjoy your lung cancer.

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You don't inhale the smoke. You just get mouth / lip / tongue cancer instead.

Depends how you smoke them. I tend to blow half a mouthful out and inhale the other.

And to be a technical bastard, no, they don't "go off". They taste like shit shortly after they are unwrapped, and will burn very very fast, because they are dry, but they arn't any more harmful than cigars normally are. If they have been stored in an air tight container, they may be ok.
 
They don't turn poisonous or anything, at least not more than they already are... they just get dry and nasty.

Also, please respect my right to give myself lung cancer.


Roll your own, bitches!
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Can you respect mine not to?

Jesus christ, can we just ban this homo already?

Listen, we're going to smoke whether you like it or not. No amount of bitching and whining will ever change that.

So please, stay out of these drug induced threads. You have no place in them, and only flame the everliving shit out of them.
 
Love cigars. More than cigarettes actually. They taste nicer and look cooler. That's right.. I smoke to look cool. :smoking:
 
Jesus christ, can we just ban this homo already?

I think Munro has authority over Jesus, ask him :D

Also, I have a full proof plan for Cheomesh to avoid my second hand smoke. Stay the **** away from me whay I'm smoking.
 
Jesus christ, can we just ban this homo already?

Listen, we're going to smoke whether you like it or not. No amount of bitching and whining will ever change that.

So please, stay out of these drug induced threads. You have no place in them, and only flame the everliving shit out of them.

It was a rhetorical. I don't care if he smokes. Cigars are more pleasant than cigarettes.
 
Best cigar quote ever:

"It smells like my uncle"

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I think it was that, anyway.
 
I rememeber smoking in school break, next lesson, a girl whose father who worked abroad a lot, and smoked cigars, came and sat next to me and said "Ohhh, you smell like my dad and I miss him, can I sit next to you?"

QED: Smoking = Cool.
 
I rememeber smoking in school break, next lesson, a girl whose father who worked abroad a lot, and smoked cigars, came and sat next to me and said "Ohhh, you smell like my dad and I miss him, can I sit next to you?"

QED: Smoking attracts creepy women.

Fixed.

Although if the whole thing of women finding men who looking like their father attractive is true, I guess it works.
 
I smoked a Cherry tasting cigar once....it was quite nice. Then again, that was like 10+ years ago...
 
Can you respect mine not to?
Yeah, I do. I'm a pretty conscientious smoker, all things considered. I try to avoid walking by groups of people / take the less-beaten path if I'm smoking, in conversation I blow smoke away from other people, and I dispose of my cigarette butts properly. I also don't smoke inside if anyone has a problem with it and if someone is clearly not enjoying being around me while I'm smoking I'll walk 15 feet away and finish the cigarette.

Unless they're an ass about it, in which case I don't give a shit.
I rememeber smoking in school break, next lesson, a girl whose father who worked abroad a lot, and smoked cigars, came and sat next to me and said "Ohhh, you smell like my dad and I miss him, can I sit next to you?"

QED: Smoking = Cool.
Truth. Smoking IS cool. I'm not sure about sexy though.
Well no one really cares if you don't smoke, we just think you're being an ass.
This post elicited the first true LOL of the day :D

As far as cigars vs. cigarettes goes, I enjoy both. Cigars are definitely classier and more tasty, and a more refined smoking experience... but then, you can smoke cigarettes in a lot more situations and the casual smoke break is a fantastic social mechanism/catalyst.
 
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