Circumcision?

[Farrowlesparrow]

The thought of that makes me cringe. :|

Surpressed memory?

 

[The Mullinator]

Surpressed memory?

Lets just say the zipper on your pants can be hazardous. The feeling would probably be somewhat similar to a non electrical pencil sharpener.

 

[Raziaar]

Lets just say the zipper on your pants can be hazardous. The feeling would probably be somewhat similar to a non electrical pencil sharpener.

Hah. I had a friend that had that happen to him badly as a kid.

Kinda like the 'There's something about Mary' incident.

 

[ship]

I'm curious... who was the first?

I mean its like

"Thats a pretty sharp rock you got there"
"Yep...I've been sharpening it all day"
"So, what you gonna do with it?"
"Oh I'm gonna cut a piece of my gentitals off..."
"Uh..."
"Yep, just slice it off"
"..."

or maybe someone was outside whittling some wood

"You're food is ready!"
"Ok I'l be there in a -OH MY GOD!"

Haha, nice. :thumbs:

But if you actually really want to know, the first person to ever be circumcised was Abraham (Old Testament), as God asked him to walk before him as 'perfect' as he could be, meaning he had to have a circumcision.
He was self-circumcised, too.

Aaaaanyway, yeah. Abraham. Poor guy. He was also like 39 at the time. Youch!

 

[The Dark Elf]

Haha, nice. :thumbs:

But if you actually really want to know, the first person to ever be circumcised was Abraham (Old Testament), as God asked him to walk before him as 'perfect' as he could be

And God said unto Abraham

"I meant cut your ****ing hair ya dumb hippy!"

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[ship]

So Abraham was the first to be circumcised and also the first to have a brazillian wax?
Wow. You learn something new every day.

 

[bliink]

Ok, with spraying penis blood, the attributes of smegma, self circumcision and stimulation, I think this thread has gone far enough

If you really want to discuss this, google up mens health and find a forum better suited to it.