Club: Salt Fan Club

[TheSomeone]

I noticed HL2.net doesnt have clubs like other forums.

So ya, this is the salt fan club, Im the leader..

Basically join if you like salty things or adding salt on your rice, etc... We'll talk abou salt varieties and salt quantities to put on your food, and how salt saves us all from eating tastless sheeyat for our entire lives.

Depending on your level of participation I'll promote you.

No hazing involved, so join risk-free.

The HL2.net Salt Club website: http://d.1asphost.com/SaltClub/index.html

EDIT: HOW COOL DOES MAGNIFIED SALT LOOK???

 

[Beerdude26]

You will die in...

/me calculates

Approximately 13.8 years.
Stop eating so much salt

 

[$kelet0r]

Salt intake is/is not bad
promote me damnit - Ruler of the Universe and Salt

 

[Beerdude26]

Salt intake is/is not bad
promote me damnit - Ruler of the Universe and Salt

Salt is more important than the universe anyway so nyah

 

[TheSomeone]

john3571000, congratulations on your membership, you are Member no. 1, keep doin well and you will be promoted.

Beerdude, congratulations on being the first one on our hitlist. You will die within the next month.

EDIT: CLub update. I just ate a hard-boiled egg with salt. IT was goooooooood. Vigorously discuss.

 

[Beerdude26]

john3571000, congratulations on your membership, you are Member no. 1, keep doin well and you will be promoted.

Beerdude, congratulations on being the first one on our hitlist. You will die within the next month.

EDIT: CLub update. I just ate a hard-boiled egg with salt. IT was goooooooood. Vigorously discuss.

Not if I can do it first!

/me takes Cyanide pill

Oh crap wait, that's my girlfriends birth-control pill

/me grows breasts

Hawt.

 

[$kelet0r]

if i'm member number one then that means TheSomeone isn't a member
Conspiracy? :O

 

[15357]

Leader =/= member?

I want to join

 

[TheSomeone]

15357 you are member no.2, congratulations.

Yah, leader =/= member. Im just too cool.

Talk about how salt has saved your life:

For example, at school, our food is completely tasteless, so I almost starved this year. Then i discovered salt GAVE my food taste, and it was good times.

 

[DeusExMachina]

I love salt. Sometimes I eat it by itself.

...But not often. I try to keep my sodium intake down.

I love salt on just about everything.

 

[15357]

I found out that ground salt explodes when thrown in fire.

 

[TheSomeone]

Hahha, DeusExMachina has already proved himself a worthy 3rd member, congratulations.

K, we gotta get on organizing beerdude's murder pretty soon now that we're growing.

I found out that ground salt explodes when thrown in fire.

hahahahha! Amazing. *makes a fire*

 

[15357]

Hahha, DeusExMachina has already proved himself a worthy 3rd member, congratulations.

K, we gotta get on organizing beerdude's murder pretty soon now that we're growing.

How about we inject him with a kilo of NaCl?

 

[CptStern]

the japanese know salty food ..there's so many varieties of chips/crackers/pastrys that are salty and I love them all ..I like papadums cuz they're salty/peppery, I love warm pretzels cuz they have rock salt and butter .. I used to like cod fish, bacon, peameal bacon and even pork chops back when I wasnt a vegetarian ..salty is good ..spicy is a close second followed by sour

 

[TheSomeone]

A kilo seems like an aweful lot of salt to waste.

"The majority of salt produced in the United States is used to keep winter roads ice-free."

THATS RIGHT PPLZ, SALT IS SAVING YOUR LIFE EVERY WINTER AND YOU DONT EVEN KNOW IT.

EDIT: CaptStern! Welcome you mofo, you are member no.4

 

[15357]

A kilo seems like an aweful lot of salt to waste.

"The majority of salt produced in the United States is used to keep winter roads ice-free."

THATS RIGHT PPLZ, SALT IS SAVING YOUR LIFE EVERY WINTER AND YOU DONT EVEN KNOW IT.

EDIT: CaptStern! Welcome you mofo, you are member no.4

Well, I don't know what amount of salt would kill a alchohol saturated person.

BTW:
Salt can be used to kill roaches. But it kinda takes a while.

EDIT: I vote that we all go to afghanistan and hunt down Bin Laden, killing him with salt bombs and claiming the 50 million dollar prize, to fund our club.

 

[TheSomeone]

Well, I don't know what amount of salt would kill a alchohol saturated person.

BTW:
Salt can be used to kill roaches. But it kinda takes a while.

EDIT: I vote that we all go to afghanistan and hunt down Bin Laden, killing him with salt bombs and claiming the 50 million dollar prize, to fund our club.

Then we can turn into a global corporation and monopolize salt trade.

 

[Solaris]

Actually we already have the halflife2.net alliance. Which is a sort of club.

 

[DreamThrall]

I love putting salt on:

+ Pasta - specifically spinach fettucini
+ Canned green beans
+ Canned corn
+ Deli sandwiches
+ Frozen spinach

Generally, ground pepper and/or butter (no butter on deli sandwiches though) is also needed to complete the tastiness.

 

[$kelet0r]

Potassium Nitrate > Salt
Anything that explodes is just that little bit cooler
I'm not sure how salty is tastes though....*goes to find out

 

[TheSomeone]

I love putting salt on:

+ Pasta - specifically spinach fettucini
+ Canned green beans
+ Canned corn
+ Deli sandwiches
+ Frozen spinach

Generally, ground pepper and/or butter (no butter on deli sandwiches though) is also needed to complete the tastiness.

Membah no. 5 .

 

[Beerdude26]

You are so going to kill me for this.

 

[DreamThrall]

Membah no. 5 .

Salt rock on!

 

[$kelet0r]

<3 beerend

 

[Thread]

My mom cooks for us and makes our food so un-salty that I cringe every time I taste her food. I take the salt and add massive amounts to the food so it actually tastes like something. My mom always complains that I shouldn't add any salt because her food's fine as it is.

can i join? :E

 

[Ikerous]

I'm allergic to any amount of salt.

 

[Solaris]

I'm allergic to any amount of salt.

You can't eat bread?

 

[Ikerous]

You can't eat bread?

Or sweat.

 

[Beerdude26]

Actually, he doesn't even have Sodium-pumps in his body. They function on Shens particles.

 

[Solaris]

Wait a minute, you can't be allergic to salt ikerous, you'd die.

 

[Ikerous]

Wait a minute, you can't be allergic to salt ikerous, you'd die.

Except it took you four posts to get the point of my joke.

 

[DreamThrall]

Do you regret using too much salt?

 

[TheSomeone]

My mom cooks for us and makes our food so un-salty that I cringe every time I taste her food. I take the salt and add massive amounts to the food so it actually tastes like something. My mom always complains that I shouldn't add any salt because her food's fine as it is.

can i join? :E

Of course . Member no. 6

I'm allergic to any amount of salt.

Member no 7, 8, and 9, welcome.

Solaris, for posting twice in my thread you are now member. No. 10, congrats.

 

[DreamThrall]

Wait, ikerous is 3 members in one?

 

[Solaris]

I actually love salt, so I accept my membership with open arms.
I'm going to take a photo of my salt to prove my extremeness.

 

[Ikerous]

Wait, ikerous is 3 members in one?

I pwn.. i get three.

 

[DreamThrall]

My avatar wins at this club

 

[Beerdude26]

I demand to be the official forum pet that is horribly abused.

 

[Solaris]

My salt - 3 variaities

 

[DeusExMachina]

This thread makes me hungry. I think I'll go raid the salt shaker downstairs.