Cock pushups? Feasible?

[Que-Ever]

Major fracture detected, seek medical attention.

Well, for him it would be a minor fracture

 

[Core407]

Cock pushups!? Bah! I can hammer a six-inch spike through a board with my penis.

 

[Solaris]

Cock pushups!? Bah! I can hammer a six-inch spike through a board with my penis.

My upper body is pretty good since I unload trucks all day, but my lower body is just embarassing (penis included).

DOES NOT COMPUTE

 

[Core407]

DOES NOT COMPUTE

I said the spike was 6" and not my penis. With a 1" penis, I have a nice solid foundation for heavy thrusting.