Cold showers or hot showers?

we11er said:
Hot baths are bad for the testicles. Fact.

You're not supposed to be bathing in toxic sludge!
 
Why do you think the testicles hang out of us in that hideous sack, when women get to keep theirs tucked inside?

The testicles require a slightly cooler than body temperature to operate efficiently.

So on a cold day your scrote tightens up to pull them closer to the body, coz they're too cold, but on a warm day it's all loose to lose more heat.

So it's a very delicate balance. Too much heat affects fertility, in fact it's one reason why fertility in men is decreasing, our scrotes are too warm stuck in boxers all day.
 
we11er said:
Why do you think the testicles hang out of us in that hideous sack, when women get to keep theirs tucked inside?

The testicles require a slightly cooler than body temperature to operate efficiently.

So on a cold day your scrote tightens up to pull them closer to the body, coz they're too cold, but on a warm day it's all loose to lose more heat.

So it's a very delicate balance. Too much heat affects fertility, in fact it's one reason why fertility in men is decreasing, our scrotes are too warm stuck in boxers all day.

LOL. Couldnt help but laugh at reading that description, just because its funny.

And well, I don't know about you, but my boxers are loose and don't generate any more warmth than my pants would. You brits must call your tighty whities 'boxers' <grins>
 
Well I've managed to counter this problem with my crotchless trousers/undies. Neighbours aren't too pleased, but I don't really care to be honest.
 
we11er said:
Well I've managed to counter this problem with my crotchless trousers/undies. Neighbours aren't too pleased, but I don't really care to be honest.

What the hell is the point of wearing them then? LOL. Seriously though, what is the point of wearing underwear if you take out the area of fabric that they are supposed to be covering? I mean. That's all they are there for, there is no other reason we wear them besides the fact its burned into our society.
 
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Xac493 said:
omg lolzz!!! i luvvv hot sh0w3rz with my sexy gurlzzz!!!one teh geht all wet and horny!!!!! oh yeah wtf is wrong wit j00 guys! h4lo 2 roxor!!! 2 guns !!!! wtf who c4res about "fissics" and those grafixs !!! I mean wtf!! 2 guns!!!!!!!!!!!!!! n00bs... oh y34h i just pwn3nd ur "sanctuary"!

My eyes! They're melting onto the keyboard.
 
I never shower, i always bath. Cuz we have a tub and its fricking dangerous to stand and shower in it :) Oh and i prefer hot showers\bath..
 
Hot. Usually very.

Cold, only during summer and if the temperature is 90 and above. They feel nice sometimes.
 
Anyways, while we're on the subject of showers, I always use cold water to wash my face, brush my teeth, etc. Lesser lead content = better. Plus it's more refreshing. Cold water kicks hot water ass (showers and baths not included).
 
Why do you think the testicles hang out of us in that hideous sack, when women get to keep theirs tucked inside?

The testicles require a slightly cooler than body temperature to operate efficiently.

So on a cold day your scrote tightens up to pull them closer to the body, coz they're too cold, but on a warm day it's all loose to lose more heat.

So it's a very delicate balance. Too much heat affects fertility, in fact it's one reason why fertility in men is decreasing, our scrotes are too warm stuck in boxers all day.

Infertility? Ah and I thought it was something important, bring on the hot baths! I hate children :D
 
I prefer very cold, but thats because I go to sauna before taking a shover. Otherwise, hot first and then cold. Cold showers are refreshing and you get better blood circulation also :)
 
I have nice hot baths to relax after work...


But I like the cold weather as well. My showers are generally room temperature, or slightly above.
 
bath to get REALLY clean, shower to get clean enough to last me a school day. Hot either way
 
hot showers all of the time. Cold showers only on hiking trips in the summer.Whenever a waterfall is nearby. Other wise get all smelly and wait until I get home for a hot shower or bath....
 
gotta be hot, long and steamy :cheers:

EDIT: tis my thinking time when im in the shower
 
Why? said:
gotta be hot, long and steamy :cheers:

EDIT: tis my thinking time when im in the shower
wow. sounds like a hotdog. or a gay daydream. hmm... :rolleyes:


yah. it's funny, a lot of people don't seem to understand 'thinking time' (at least it seems to me..)
 
I have thinking time when i take my morning poo-poo. Showers are for cleaning, rubbing and touching oneself in hot, wet, conditions. yum.
 
oldagerocker said:
I have thinking time when i take my morning poo-poo. Showers are for cleaning, rubbing and touching oneself in hot, wet, conditions. yum.
*blink* *blink*

uhh.


TMI, much? *shudder*
 
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