collar bone fracture

[sinkoman]

so i think i just broke my collar bone, or something in my shoulder.

anybody know how i can tell?

 

[Lucid]

Go to a doctor and get an x-ray.


Or have someone feel around that general area and if you get any excruciating pains... It's a safe bet you may have fractured something.

 

[sinkoman]

Go to a doctor and get an x-ray.


Or have someone feel around that general area and if you get any excruciating pains... It's a safe bet you may have fractured something.

hospital is far. dont want to drive fir notjhsing

cant move mty arm, but i dont knor if its a sprain

 

[lefty]

If you wanna be sure, I've got a bat.

 

[Dumb Dude]

I love these threads:

OP: I think my health is in danger, what should I do?
Everyone: Go to the doctor
OP: Come on guys, I need help what should I do?
Everyone: Go to the doctor
OP: Well, I'm getting sleepy, hopefully someone will have posted some good ideas when I get back.

It's quite funny really. I'm looking forward to the next couple of similar threads.

But on topic: I'm sure if something is broken, it would hurt. A lot.

 

[Dog--]

You should probably move it as much as possible, keep it in a position lower then the rest of your body, and best advice of all - DO NOT GO TO THE DOCTOR.

 

[bbson john]

If you have a bone fracture, the broken part of the bone may tear off some of the tissue in your shoulder and chest. It leads to infection when it is not treated. The bacteria grows exponentially. The pus gathers within your shoulder and chest and grow into a lump of dead white blood cells and bacteria. A few hours later, the bacteria grows uncontrollably and stop to digest the dead tissue in your chest and shoulder. The corrupted muscles are eaten by the bacteria, which in turn excretes potassium into your half-collapsed lymphatic system. The potassium flows back to your heart, sparking rapid heart contraction. After multiple organ failures, you will experience several minutes long heart attack and die in excruciating pain. No one will find your body until the bugs and worms start to crawl out of your internal organs, and a horde of rats chew out your skins. The hydrogen sulfide released by micro-organisms digestion spread across ten blocks of streets, which inevitably draw the police's attention to your putrid body.

Even if there is no infection, which is of the same probability as winning lotteries ten times consecutively, the dislocated bone may still pose permanent disability of your enter arm and the respiratory system. At this point you may have to stay on the bed and rely on a respiratory machine for the rest of your life.

Now go and see a doctor.

 

[jet_porkins]

snip

Stole the words right out of my mouth.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

pop some advil and go to sleep ya bum.

 

[Vegeta897]

hospital is far. dont want to drive fir notjhsing

cant move mty arm, but i dont knor if its a sprain

What's with the spelling, did you suddenly become drunk in the 2 minutes between your OP and this post?

 

[Warped]

hay gais, just chopped my balls off....sjhould i sow it bak onn??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c

 

[dfc05]

What's with the spelling, did you suddenly become drunk in the 2 minutes between your OP and this post?

lol, maybe he's typing with one hand... cause he can't move his arm?

Sinkoman you oughtta go to the doctor.

 

[Sparta]

If you can't move your arm and your collar bone hurts to touch, then yes, it's broken.

So go to the doctor or call someone to take you to an emergency room

 

[Dekstar]

Guys I just slit my wrists, they hurt pretty bad and there's blood all over the keyboard. What should I do? I'm a bit sleepy so I'm going to bed now, but I'll read replies when I wakeflksdgniruhgkj;dgr'#th['

 

[sinkoman]

What's with the spelling, did you suddenly become drunk in the 2 minutes between your OP and this post?

only have one hanfd atm, hsrd to type, and i got lazy

i went to er, not broked. docs said i just seperated a bunch of bones and ****ed up the ligaments or whatever is in there.

thwacked my head prettyhard too when i fell, hard enough to not remember how i fell. shit hurts

 

[PJ]

I broke my foot last Tuesday. I didn't make a thread about it.

I'm in one of those 'Plasticast' boots now though. Plaster casts suck ass - luckily I was only in one for 4 days.

Now that hurt, my friend.