Comfort Wipe...

[Tacoeaterguy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfGXmxJ1vM

Just. Wow. Thats all I can say.

 

[Calhoun]

I called.

 

[Tacoeaterguy]

I think i'm gonna buy one.

 

[jet_porkins]

I can tell you that those two are definitely not worth $50.

Best. Infomercial. Ever.

 

[Emporius]

I wan to maintain mah dignahty as well! Now, would you graciously pass me mah refreshing mint julep?

 

[MJ12]

"Being fat can be fun.... but it can also be depressing...


Now I can wipe my butt."

 

[jverne]

this would basically spread the shit all around. i use a wiping scooping motion which cleans effectively and doesn't spread it.

 

[PJ]

folding FTW.

 

[Warped]

and where the hell do i store my comfort wipe?? thats real ****ing sanitary!!

 

[Tacoeaterguy]

Unless you want this thing up your ass, its not gonna clean much.

 

[Warped]

how bout those toilets that shoot water up your ass?? anyone ever experience the comfort jet??

 

[Tacoeaterguy]

how bout those toilets that shoot water up your ass?? anyone ever experience the comfort jet??

Aren't those made by the French? Wait... why are there all these threads about wiping asses. I started this one because I thought it was funny, but there is also a poll. This is amazing.

 

[The Monkey]

Who the **** would pay $20 for that. Do people like that really exist?

 

[Warped]

remember these??? cuz i dont

 

[The Monkey]

New definition of dignity: To wipe your ass with a stick.

 

[Raziaar]

Comfort wipe.

Wipes your ass clean with one go. Or at least you better hope it does, because disposal is going to be a total bitch if you have to stick that thing between your legs each time you want a fresh new experience.



I mean, COME ON. Do they expect people to fully clean themselves in one go and then to ****ing put their clothes back on and then turn around and dispose of it? All the while holding it in their hand as they get dressed?

No... you will ****ing have to wipe... dispose. Wipe, dispose. And by the looks of that thing, you will have to ****ing do it about half a dozen more times since it completely lacks the manual dexterity you get by using your hands, and the ability to sense if you're fully clean or not.


****ing god damn idiots. Shove that stupid thing up your ass and stop inventing.


The ****ing logic of this god damn ****ing thing(I know I sound really angry... but I'm not. I'm just baffled) makes no sense. If somebody with difficulty in the range of motion of their arms tries to use this thing, how is it going to be any ****ing different than wiping normally?

I dare say it will be MORE difficult. Oh god I slipped... and I just smeared my ass and the toilet seat!

 

[arch5]

I don't need this. I have lasers to wipe my ass. ^^

 

[Sulkdodds]

This seems to be a company that manufactures products for disabled people. So what probably happened here is that they had a product for people with less mobility, and then tried to widen its potential customer base in a fairly ridiculous fashion.

Sulkdodds: drably ruining jokes since 1880.

 

[Tacoeaterguy]

This seems to be a company that manufactures products for disabled people. So what probably happened here is that they had a product for people with less mobility, and then tried to widen its potential customer base in a fairly ridiculous fashion.

Sulkdodds: drably ruining jokes since 1880.

I can see where you are going. But I meen... the design of it is just terrible. And the price. I would rather have someone do it for me. Eh.... Maybe. If somebody walked in on me using this, it would be embrrassing.

 

[Robbo]

I can see where you are going. But I meen... the design of it is just terrible. And the price. I would rather have someone do it for me. Eh.... Maybe. If somebody walked in on me using this, it would be embrrassing.

"Oh my god I'm so sorrrr...... What is that and why is it up there?!?!?!?"

 

[Raziaar]

I still challenge anybody to prove me wrong that the device offers absolutely no more of an easier effort to wipe than doing it the normal way, and in fact it'll require more mobility.

 

[Robbo]

I still challenge anybody to prove me wrong that the device offers absolutely no more of an easier effort to wipe than doing it the normal way, and in fact it'll require more mobility.

It offers a challenge for those of us who have become bored with our toilet experience the aim of the game is to not spread crap everywhere!