Command Line HL2 game!

[v1p3r]

Write your own command line version of HL2 :cheers:

I'll kick it off :E

>You see a headcrab!
/attack headcrab crowbar
>You hurt the headcrab for 0 hp!
/attack headcrab manipulator chair
>You hurt the headcrab for 150 hp!
>You killed the headcrab!
/use medkit
>A bird flys away in the distance....
/attack bird usp
>You hurt the bird for miss hp!
>Conbine attacks gordon_head for 999 hp!
>You die!
>Conbine says: All yuo base are belong to us!
>The End.
>Continue?
/no

 

[Tyrsenus]

Well I can't write anything more since you quit the program....
run half_life2.exe
>ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a FLASK. Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH, and DENNIS.

What wouldst thou deau?
>get ye flask

You can't get ye flask!

 

[Jeehde2]

Yeeeaaahhhh Right...



Well, Im not going to write anything here...

at least, no command lines...

If you really think, something like this could work, then just

do something with it...

peace man... haha

 

[Yogibbear]

/run.test3hl2?move=s

there is no brick wall blocking your way, you win. Steam is now ready for CD-key activation....

Go the pigeons!!!! :sniper:

 

[czrsink]

"This version of Command Line HL2 is not compatible with your browser."

 

[Yogibbear]

"This version of Command Line HL2 is not compatible with your browser."

please insert $99.95 for your 1hr subscription to BUYNOTHINGFORLOTS.com

 

[InZaneFlea]

Hmmm.

/run hl2.exe

ERROR, Could not find hl2.dll


Hmmm...

/run gcfscape.exe
/unpack
-alt+F4-

Okay...

/run hl2.exe

Yippee!

-New Game-
-Hard-

G-Man - Ashes...Ashes...We all fall down...
Gordon - That's not what you're supposed to say?

-map c1_trainstation1

What the...

w(For 10 seconds)

Oh crap, stuck on the rail.

a(For 3 seconds)

There we go.

Combine Soldier - ' Don't drop the soap... '

Gordon - 'What the hell is going on...'

You have been hit by Combine Soldier for 100.0000001 damage with stunstick.

/rape.




Anti-Piracy. Gotta love it.

 

[Asuka]

Iv always disliked these kid of threads. (3 letter word thread, this all in the save category.)

 

[InZaneFlea]

You mean that because they're spam. Yet, you got a post for posting that? And I'm getting a post for posting this...Hmmmm.

 

[Yogibbear]

You mean that because they're spam. Yet, you got a post for posting that? And I'm getting a post for posting this...Hmmmm.

Yes that's what he/she means....... :cheers:

 

[AcousticToad]

Far in the north you see a headcrab, the headcrab is unaware of your presence.

/Sneak behind headcrab

You successfully sneak behind the headcrab, the headcrab is still unaware of your presence.

/Eat headcrab

You successfully eat the headcrab, you feel healthy and full. In the distance you see R.E.M's Michael Stipe.

/Sneak behind stipe

You fail in sneaking behind Michael Stipe, he does a powerful shouting attack that resembles a houndeye shockwave. It damages you for 14hp and breaks you legs.

/beat stipe with crowbar

You succeed in cracking Michael Stipes skull over the floor, in the distance is a gargantua, the gargantua has saw you and is running towards you.

/run the hell away

You fail in running, you have broken legs from Michael Stipes attack.

/Find new headcrab

You find a new headcrab behind you, the gargantua is still coming.

/attach headcrab to stipe

You attach the headcrab to Michael Stipe turning him into a zombie, he is now back to normal. The gargantua steps on him.

/hide

The gargantua steps on you. You fail at life.

/Exit

You cannot exit, you're dead.

/Exit

You cannot exit, you're dead.

/alt+f4

The program has caused an error, please restart your computer.

 

[BigWalnutZ]

wow....some overly creative ___________ (insert ur own word) in here.

 

[Foxtrot]

/attack headcrab usp
**ERROR** COMMAND LINE IS TEH GAY **ERROR**
/attack headcrab usp
**ERROR** COMMAND LINE IS TEH GAY **ERROR**
/attack headcrab usp
**ERROR** COMMAND LINE IS TEH GAY **ERROR**
/attack headcrab usp
**ERROR** COMMAND LINE IS TEH GAY **ERROR**