computer stupidities

[Crushenator 500]

omfg i was in tears reading some of the stories on here. theyre hysterical. http://i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cf...ame=Rinkworks&my_url=http://www.rinkworks.com

 

[The Dark Elf]

LMAO.. classic stuff

 

[Crushenator 500]

roflmao http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/

 

[SpuD]

haha! dumbasses.

 

[Pauly]

wow...i might add some to my sig

 

[Dax]

lol..
some of them are understandable though..
some aren't. Like the ones about power buttons; "oooh, I'm suppose to turn this on to get it to work"

Jeebus. Kill whoever said something like that.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Some of those are painful to read because they are so funny.

New sig

Customer: "You mean this keyboard isn't a word processor?"

Fact: Boston Computer Museum sells chocolate bars shaped like floppy disks.

Fact: Three year old kids see daddy boot his computer using a floppy to play games.

Fact: Computers are warm inside...even some quite expensive computers.

I don't want to talk about it.

Customer: "Now what do I do?"
Tech Support: "What is the prompt on the screen?"
Customer: "It's asking for 'Enter Your Last Name.'"
Tech Support: "Ok, so type in your last name."
Customer: "How do you spell that?"

 

[Pauly]

omg....when i hear people talk like that...it gets me so mad
how do u like my new sig...hehe

 

[Jhahn2k4]

Back in the good old pre-PC days we sold a system that required the user to hit Ctrl-A in order to sign on. We sold one to some outfit in Canada. Well, trying to get them going over the phone took an hour. We'd say, "Hit Ctrl-A," and they'd say, "Ok, we hit Ctrl, eh? And nothing happened, eh?"

Some funny stuff

edit - heres another hilarious one

Me: "Type 'http://...'"
Him: "It didn't work."
Me: "Ok, read me the address you typed."
Him: "H-T-T-P-C-O-L-O-N--"
Me: "No, no. Colon, on the keyboard."
Him: "What?"
Me: "Do you know what a colon is?"
Him: "Of course I do. I am a doctor."

 

[nw909]

A customer called saying he was getting an error in Windows 95. He told me what the error was, and I recognized this as a typical error that occurs after installing MS Office 97.


Tech Support: "Sir, did you just install Office 97?"
Customer: "YOU'RE IN MY COMPUTER, AREN'T YOU?????" (click)

awesome.

 

[Brian Damage]

Tech Support: "Ok Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager."

Customer: "I don't have a 'P'."

Tech Support: "On your keyboard, Bob."

Customer: "What do you mean?"

Tech Support: "'P' on your keyboard, Bob."

Customer: "I'm not going to do that!"

 

[ComradeBadger]

Nice find. Something to read while the Breed Demo was downloading

 

[Sandman]

I burned a CD with some multimedia stuff on it for a friend of a friend. He couldn't get them working, because, it turned out, he had a 486 with 8 megs of RAM.


Him: "How come they don't work?"
Me: "You need a new motherboard, CPU, case, power supply, lots more RAM, and maybe a new video card."
Him: "Can you download them for me?"

 

[FictiousWill]

Originally posted by mrBadger


Nice find. Something to read while the Breed Demo was downloading

Save yourself and cancel it.

Funny pc links folks!

 

[Sandman]

Oh seriously man... Breed... the clone that never was. God it's awful.