Conspiracy Theories

[Jintor]

Tell us your whacky conspiracy theories.

Please.

 

[Shodan]

Werthers Originals are made out of old people, thats why they like them so much.

True story.

 

[UltimaApocalypse]

Just Kidding

 

[Maxi]

Eyes are different.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Lies...

 

[Espionage]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5137581991288263801&q=loose+change

9/11 conspiracy / 1 hr 21 min 50 sec

Worth the watch, even if you don't like conspiracies. Editing is fantastic, it's good stuff.

 

[Boogymanx]

Someone had this awesome picture about a guy in school discovering a conspiracy. I would post that picture, if only I could find it.

 

[15357]

On may 1st, 0600, Operation Morning Glory will be initiated, and a nuke detonated in New York.

True.

 

[Raziaar]

The Milkman Conspiracy!

 

[$kelet0r]

alcohol was invented to stop the Irish from conquering the world - to this day Irish people feel compelled to move to every corner of the globe but once there they don't remember what they were born to do :| Still think drinking is cool kids?

 

[staticprimer]

Werthers Originals are made out of old people, thats why they like them so much.

True story.

No, no, no, you've got it ALL wrong. Old people are made out of Werther's Originals.

 

[Sulkdodds]

All conspiracy theories are spread by the government in order to distract us from the truth.

 

[$kelet0r]

:O
Sulkdodds = Kathaksung

NOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.............

 

[Ome_Vince]

Darthvader is Lukes father!

 

[Sulkdodds]

That's not true! That's impossible!

 

[15357]

No, Sulk.

Actually, Yes. He's YOUR father.

 

[Shodan]

Pirates Vs Ninja will soon become a reality. D:

It was all explained to me last night, anyone who is not a Pirate or Ninja had better hide.

 

[Mechagodzilla]

aw HELL naw

I just finished traipsing through two such retarded threads in the politics section, and now there's number three? ****ing hell.

Loose change is loaded with errors and assumptions.
It fails at journalism, let alone science.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loose_Change_(video)

Even other conspiracy theorists call it deceptively shoddy in justifying its claims.

Goodamn, I fear for this generation's youth, if they believe this nonsense just because it's on the internet and has a soundtrack.

 

[The Brick]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5137581991288263801&q=loose+change

9/11 conspiracy / 1 hr 21 min 50 sec

Worth the watch, even if you don't like conspiracies. Editing is fantastic, it's good stuff.

Loose Change 2
and
LOL

 

[Uriel]

Short Recoil is Chuck Norris.

 

[CptStern]

here's some real conspiracies:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Paperclip

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_CHAOS

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MOCKINGBIRD

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_MKULTRA

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuskegee_Syphilis_Study

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoenix_Program

http://www.idfiles.com/

http://www.idfiles.com/cia-linked-to-seal-death.htm

http://www.idfiles.com/congrecord.htm


torture manuals:

Human Resource Exploitation Training Manual
KUBARK Counterintelligence Interrogation

http://www.gwu.edu/~nsarchiv/NSAEBB/NSAEBB122/#hre


the real conspiracies are far more interesting

 

[Raziaar]

Are you saying the milkman conspiracy is a FAKE conspiracy, CptStern?

 

[CptStern]

heh not sure if you're talking about psychonauts or about your lineage

 

[Raziaar]

heh not sure if you're talking about psychonauts or about your lineage

I am talking about the milkman conspiracy! The MILKMAN conspiracy! Do I even need to elaborate anymore than that?

 

[CptStern]

yes you do

 

[Beerdude26]

heh not sure if you're talking about psychonauts or about your lineage

lol your kidding right
You really don't know about the milkman conspiracy?

 

[$kelet0r]

we dont talk about the milkman conspiracy...not after.....
*sobs hysterically

 

[CptStern]

I've only played the demo ..so sure me

 

[Yuri]

Lou is kngHenry!!!

 

[Raziaar]

I've only played the demo ..so sure me

Blasphemy. You are in league with the milkman!

 

[baron insig]

WTF?>???

please elaborate!!

 

[Beerdude26]

Another popular conspiracy theory is that all the gamers in the entire world will unite into a totalitarian super-unit that will rule the world with an iron fist forever. People will be forced to follow their commands using an RTS, a term used by gamers to tell their favourite mindgames. (RTS = Rapid Telepathic Shock) This device will cause the victim to convulse and move his body to another location indicated by the RTS.
The is currently one (1) user watching this conspiracy:
Jack_Thompson (Email this user!)

 

[Angry Lawyer]

People will be forced to follow their commands using an RTS, a term used by gamers to tell their favourite mindgames.

Ask Kirovman what he does at work, and you'll be smacked in the face by Irony's big penis.

Also, SCALAR WAVES are being used for all sorts of nefarious purposes.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Raziaar]

Ask Kirovman what he does at work, and you'll be smacked in the face by Irony's big penis.

Also, SCALAR WAVES are being used for all sorts of nefarious purposes.

-Angry Lawyer

Like spamming forums!

OHHHH BURN!

 

[Angry Lawyer]

Honestly, Raziaar. Ask Kirovman what project he's been assigned.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Raziaar]

Honestly, Raziaar. Ask Kirovman what project he's been assigned.

-Angry Lawyer

What project have you been assigned, Kirovman? <waits>

 

[CptStern]

you dont have enough security clearance and as a result he may have to kill you after telling you

 

[Angry Lawyer]

In all seriousness, the reason I've not posted it is because I'm not sure if Kirovman accidentally leaked something secret. So I'll let him post it, because that way I don't get bumrushed.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[clarky003]

hehe, has Kirov been doing that experiment I posted a while ago.

 

[kirovman]

I'm doing a project involving transfer of electromagnetic energy over long distances......

I think what Lawyer's talking about isn't commercially secret, but I probably shouldn't talk about it anyway. Better safe than sorry.

But have a big irony penis slap anyway.