Conspiracy Theory: EP3 Delay

[cheesepie]

Episode Three is delayed because:

Valve is secretly developing Duke Nukem Forever.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Episode Three is delayed because:

Gabe keeps eating the alpha versions.

 

[DEATH eVADER]

Nah, Valve realised that the source engines SDK is far too limiting and the engine is not as modular as they had hoped; so they are starting from scratch on SourceX

 

[henno13]

When I see the words EP3 and Duke Nukem Forever in the same sentence, I feel like I want to kill someone.

 

[Calhoun]

Episode Three isn't delayed because we never had, unless it happened during my absence, one absolute and solid release date. It is, on the other hand, vaporware as the sealed nature of the box will not allow us to know the condition of the cat held inside.

 

[Rehumies]

It's "delayed" because they will announce it as an next-gen mmorpg!!!

 

[Przemek]

They are abandoning Source and will use the Unreal Dev Kit instead. Takes a while to get used to, hence the "delay"

 

[DEATH eVADER]

vaporware as the sealed nature of the box will not allow us to know the condition of the cat held inside.

I thought thats Shcroedinger's Uncertaincy Principle?

 

[Paulaner]

They are working on HL3, and in 5-6 years from now they will amaze us!

 

[IronicBob]

...the sealed nature of the box will not allow us to know the condition of the cat held inside.

What cat?

 

[Eejit]

I'm still having nightmares about that cat!

 

[kineaesth]

It's delayed because HILARIOUS POST